Expectations
Manila: FINALLY, THE FINALS ARE OVER!!
Luzon provinces: WOOOOOOHHH!! *throws papers everywhere*
Female Visayan provinces: *dances sexily and flips their hairs while the papers are thrown everywhere*
Mindanao provinces: *eats the papers*
Reality
Philippines: what are you doing
Philippine provinces: ....
Philippines: ...Pick those papers up dammit
Manila you're coming with me, you have some paperwork to do
Manila: well, sh*t