Batanes-> Smallest province in the Philippines, also the northernmost and is located in Luzon.
Camiguin-> Second smallest province in the Philippines, located in Mindanao.
Siquijor-> Third smallest province in the Philippines, located in the Visayas.
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Camiguin: *squealing* Ate Visayas is my idol! She's really pretty and nice! Unlike Kuya Mindanao who is a tsundere af >:(
Siquijor: Seriously? Mas gusto ko kay Kuya Mindanao. I'm surrounded by girls dito sa Visayas kasi,
Luzon: ...Batanes you're not gonna start acting like Palawan are you
and stop standing so far away from your siblings dammit
Batanes: ....Kuya, don't worry, I'm not gonna choose Ate Vi over you
Luzon: oh thank god
Batanes: But I'M GONNA CHOOSE ATE TAIWAN OVER YOU!! >:D ATE TAAAIIIIWWWAAAAAANNNNNNNN~~~~
Luzon and Philippines: nO