Luzon: KUYA AMERICA MAHAL NA MAHAL TALAGA KITA
Visayas: Kuya Espanya~ <3
Mindanao: ....*looks at Malaysia*
NVM TOO OLD
Malaysia: ?! Philippines your little brother here is being rude!
Mindanao: *looks at Taiwan* TOO OA
*looks at Japan* f**k off i'm not gay and plus i hate u
Manila: WASHINGTON D.C. DUHHHHHHH
Tarlac: ang bakla talaga mo, Manila
Pampanga: WHAT CRUSHES, I DON'T HAVE ONE WTF
Ilocos Norte: FERDINAND MARCOS WAS THE BEST PRES EVER *wiping off tears*
Ilocos Sur: ...If I had to be honest, It's be Japan. (Fun fact: Vigan, a city in Ilocos Sur, was prevented from being attacked because of one Japanese officer's love for an Ilocana woman who lives there.)
Laguna: JOSE RIZAL IS THE NATIONAL HERO SO EVERYONE STFU HE'S THE BEST
Davao: *raping Duterte*
Cebu: LIKE ATE VISAYAS IT'S KUYA ESPANYA HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
wait forget it he has forgotten about us i prefer Kuya America now
Leyte: JUSTIN BIEBER OMFG *singing JB songs* (Justin Bieber visited Leyte after what happened with Typhoon Yolanda... THREE YEARS AGO)
Cavite: Do we seriously have to tell who our crushes are....
Batangas: Hey Cavite ;D
Cavite: FVCK OFF I'M NOT GAY YOU ARE JUST AS WORSE AS MANILA
Quezon: MANILA X CAVITE X BTANGAS HAHAHAHAH COOL LOVE TRIANGLE
Iligan: ....You guys are pissing me off
FEK U ALL
GODDAMMIT
MI MARIA CRISTINA FALLS
PISTI GIATAY YAWA!! *FLIPPING TABLES*
Zamboanga City: TAKE SOME CHILL PILLS
Philippines: Aaand no one is still knows who my crush is *sipping on coke*
...Until February 14