Manila: CeCe! Dab-Dab! Can you teach me how to speak Bisaya because I'm going to have a meeting with Cebuanos.
Cebu and Davao: *looks at each other* *smirks*
Cebu: Sure!
Davao: *snickering*
Cebu: Let's start with greeting in Bisaya. 'Hello' in Bisaya means 'Pisti'.
Davao: 'Giatay ka' means 'I love you'.
Cebu: 'Yawa' means 'Angel'
Davao: 'Oten' means 'eyes'.
Cebu: 'Bati nawong' means 'beautiful'.
Manila: I see... thanks, guys! I really appreciate it!
Cebu and Davao: ...
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Manila: Pisti! Ka bati jud ang imong nawong unya kung magkanta ka, sus, mura jud ug yawa! Giatay ko ana!
Cebuano woman: Excuse me?!
Manila: Unya ikaw, *looks at the man* ka dagko jud ang imong otin! Giatay pud ko ana!
Cebuano man: KA BASTOS NIMO!
Manila: H-huh?!
Visayas: Manila... did you ask Cebu and Davao to teach you Bisaya again?
Manila: Yeah, what's wrong with that!
Mindanao: They've already tricked you before.
Manila: But that was when we were kids! Aw, damn, I can't believe I was so stupid...
Cebu and Davao: *STILL LAUGHING SO HARD*