Philippines: Okay so some people think I hate America.
Actually I don't. (Although, I did hate him when I found out he lied to me)
I'm just acting tsundere xD
But if you're gonna ask why I always beat him up...
Here are the reasons why:
1. He lied to me that I was independent. I thought I finally am, but he bought me from Spain.
2. He left me with Japan during World War II, and when he came back, that's how we broke up :3 But yes, I was more than happy he came back. Still, we broke up.
Japan: IT WAS SUCH AN AWKWARD MOMENT LMAO I WAS SO CONFUSED
Philippines: 3. FUCKING GAYCHEATER
America: I'M NOT A GAY NOR A CHEATER!
Philippines: NO, I MEAN YOUR STUPID "boxing champion" AKA GAYWEATHER!
America: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE WON
Philippines: HE FUCKING CHEATED! ALL HE DOES IS HUG MANNY PACQUIAO LIKE A DAMN COWARD AND WHAT, WIN BECAUSE OF BEING A COWARD? WOW
America: HE NEEDED THAT MONEY OKAY
Philippines: YEAH, FOR ALCOHOL! FUCKING--
America: OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM