Singapore: America
Philippines: wtf, GIVE ME THAT *grabs the laptop from her and looks at what she's reading on the Wikipedia about Philippines-United States relations* *it says there that they have a special relationship* IT'S NOT ONLY AMERICA, RIGHT? THERE ARE MORE COUNTRIES THAT I HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH, RIGHT????
Singapore: Idk, let's check. *gets the laptop then clicks the list of international special relationships*
Philippines: United States-United Kingdom, China-Russia, Belarus-Russia, Poland-Hungary, Pakistan-United States, Israel-United States, Philippines-United States... seriously?! The ONLY person I have a special relationship with is ALFRED?
Singapore: ...yeah
...
*smiles*
Malaysia: The smile of a matchmaker...
Philippines: SERIOUSLY! Okay, I'm gonna check who's my closest ally.
Singapore: It's obviously America alrea-
Philippines: SHADDUP. *gets laptop from her and searches it up*
Vietnam, Indonesia, Japan, South Korea... WHAT?! AMERICA AGAIN?!
Singapore: told ya
Indonesia: Just admit it, Maria! He's your boyfr-
Philippines: DAFUQ HE'S NOT! CLOSEST FRIEND SURE, BUT NOT BOYFRIEND!
Vietnam: He does think he's your boyfriend though.
Philippines: He's my EX, actually. -_-
Everyone who doesn't know: what the hell
Spain: GOOD THING THEY BROKE UP
Japan: I saw everything o_o
Everyone: *starts coming to him*
Japan: And please don't start coming to me for questions about how they broke up, ask them not me...