Chibi! Hawaii: mommy
Philippines: Yes?
Chibi! Hawaii: this girl was telling me her opinion
Philippines: Okay, so what did you do?
Chibi! Hawaii: i told her that i just stepped on sh!t
Philippines: (SHE JUST SAID A BAD WORD... O^O) And... was it poop?
Chibi! Hawaii: Nope. On the back of my shoe it said 'YOUR OPINION' and it was referring to her opinion
Philippines: well then
Chibi! Hawaii: Do you know what else I did?
Philippines: What is it this time...
Chibi! Hawaii: I showed her my favorite finger
Philippines: ...(I HOPE SHE'S NOT REFERRING TO THE FINGER) Which one is your favorite finger?
Chibi! Hawaii: this one *shows middle finger*
Philippines: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT AND THE WORD SH*T
Chibi! Hawaii: daddy did
Philippines: ...
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ALFREDDDDD!!!!