Philippines: Hey Alfred what's the #LoveWins thing happening right now? o.o
America: President Obama just announced that marriage equality is now able all over the United States of America :'D #LOVEWINSSSS
Philippines: Oh, that's nice! So does that mean you're gay now too?
America: NO
Philippines: Then explain why I saw pics of you and Arthur having... 'it'?
America: WHAT?! LEMME SEE
WTF!!!
Malaysia: Those are just fanarts :P
America: What are 'fanarts'?!
Singapore: Arts, drawings, paintings, etc. made by fans. There are lots of UsUk fans all over the world, which explains why there are millions of fanarts of you and caterpillar-eyebrows.
England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS USUK
Indonesia: United States x United Kingdom~! Or America x England~! Or Alfred x Arthur~! ^3^
England: EW NO PLS