Lisa POV
"Not yet, Wendy. Not yet. Almost there. Almost, " Chu giggled and high-fived with Wendy.
"Jennie is Lisa... in heaven? What a great title for your sex tape, guys!"
"AHHHHHH! GUYS! MY EYES! MY EYES!!! I'M SCARRED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! AHHHHH!!! MY EYEEEEES!!!!! MAMAAAAA!!!!"
Bam like a 9th grader little girl screamed in a high pitched scream with a fucking innocent shock look on his face. Runs to the faucet and let water ran over his eyes.
I froze and stopped kissing Jennie, who is still in the zone rummaging my fresh as fuck body.
WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING HERE!
"Niceeeee. You should've start on the skirt though, novice." Followed by Seulgi who starts to guide my hands to Jennie's lap then taps both of us laughing.
Then, Chu starts to do thunderous claps - and soon spread to every corner of the room - Wendy starts to cheer, Seulgi gave out a wolf whistle and while Irene is grinning like a retard.
I have never been this disappointed in my life. I learned the definition of blueballs today.
Jennie got startled and frozed too. After collecting herself, she quietly and slowly stood up from my lap closed eyes and sits beside me. Her cheeks are red. And I'm fucking trying hard to keep myself from smiling while reminiscing every second of that out of this world oozing hot make out session with the one and only, Jennie Kim.
I wouldn't have a second thought to trade Wendy to Satan million times over to have that moment again.
"Lisa, did you even brushed your teeth before making the hell out of Jennie?"
I scrunched up my face in frustration and took my deepest breath, "Wendy! Why you guys here!"
Wendy fans herself, "Hey, you little lady! Are you rising your voice at me, missy??? You are making it sound like it's our fault!"
"Agree, you two...," Irene sat beside Jennie, "should've put a velvet rope in your doorstep so you can hear the doors start to clang like someone's coming up."
"Hahaha, rope? You mean like the ones in the night club? Sorry, you can't access Jennie's kittycat. You're not in the VIP list." Wendy followed by a roaring laughter.
Chu sat beside me, "Or when we poke our heads at the door, you Lisa should've make an eye contact and give us the get-the-fuck-out-I'm-still-on-base-2 look. So we can proceed to go back down , then marine crawl back up over to your fridge and takes a soda and pizza each then silently watch in the dark as you eat Jennie's face and probably devouring all of her."
Wendy sat beside Jennie, "Ohhhh, that's why...."
They all looked at what we are watching.
Jennie hurriedly buttoning her shirt up that I.... you'll be proud of me, Mom and Dad.
"Fuck you, Seulgi."
"Do you remember when Jennie told us earlier to leave her alone?" Chu snorting at Jennie who's throwing deadly glares at her.
"You should have told us to leave Lisa to be fuck alone, Jen. That could've been a great pun."
Face palm.
Then it hit me. She's the one who initiated the kiss, right? How can I prove that to her Mom if she decided to sue and wants me to put in an electric chair? Her mom would probably made me drink an acid the next time I see her if she knows that I took advantage of her dear daughter.
"So, Chu. Are they copying the scene?" Wendy looked at Chu, Jennie and I while grinning.
I'm going to bury Wendy alive.
"Seems like it. That's why kids should not watch this kind of shows. But wait, if these two are re-enacting the scene, who's Joe?" Chu asked Irene.
"Hmmm Joe tortures, kills, grinds and toss the parts of people in a trash. You still want me to say her name?" Irene teasing.
Jennie turned her head to Irene and showed her fist.
"See?" The latter laughing hysterically.
"Sooo, that leaves Lisa as Beck?" Wendy strikes again.
What the fuck?
"Isn't Beck a bottom?" Chu. Then loud laugh and giggles came out from their later-will-be-bloody mouths.
Fuckta...
"Who's bottom?" Bam suddenly pops out again, water still dripping from his face.
Great. It's your first time. And everyone in the world got the chance to witness it.
"Lisa!" Those fucktards in unison.
"Doesn't need to reach pre-school to figure that one out. Captain Obvious, right here..." Seulgi flicked my head.
"I'M NOT!"
"And that's how you guys do it? Fuck! It's like watching my first R-rated movie to be honest." Bam still scratching his eyes.
Jesus, Bam.
"You two had sex? Congratulations, dude! First base! Wowzaaa!" He immediately recovered and asked me the stupidest question in the entire history of my sexlife.
Wendy hit the back of Bam's head, "First base to you is sex?! I didn't let you out of this world to become the most moron son when it comes to porn!"
"Hahaha, so if that's what you think about first base, then what's second base?" Seulgi curiously laughing.
"Anal?" Fucking Bam.
Irene and Jennie almost fell out their chair.
"Home run?" Chu almost like a sweet Fuji stopping herself from bursting.
"Ah! That would be... With multiple people! Orgy is what you call it if I remember correctly." Bam like a 120 megawatts light bulb and feeling like Nicolas Tesla answered.
Wendy on the other hand, hugged him. "I raised you very well, my dear. But Seulgi will still have the grand slam above all."
Seulgi frozed from where she's standing.
"Sorry, why was that?" If looks can kill, Seulgi is now double dead.
"Ahhhhh the Italian girl!" Chu blurted out and I closed my eyes laughing hysterically inside.
"Care to share, Kang Seulgi?" Double dead earlier? Now, cremated.
Beads on sweat showing on Seulgi's forehead, which I guess are ice cold.
"Speak. Now. No details should be left out." What's worst than being cremated? Ahhh, Seulgi became a fertilizer.
Seulgi unlocking a new fear skill starts to talk, "I-I... this happened a year ago I swear..." Irene closed her eyes shut.
I literally heard Sulgi gulp as she goes on, "...just met this way too-hot-for-me Italian girl on my trip in Europe. She brought me back to her place and we started to you k-know..."
"I don't know, Seulgi." Irene balling her fist.
"Ba-banging."
Chu starts to laugh holding her tummy, "Prepare to die, soldier. Hahaha!"
"She spoke a little English and I definitely no Italian, so communication during coitus..." Seulgi looking proud on her new word for sex, "consisted a lot of pointing. So at one point, we changed position. This is TMI. The end."
"She then got on all fours and throw you a dildo with the sexiest look over her shoulder. Between her curly dark brown hair, and perfect green eyes, and you thought she was the most mature-looking gorgeous woman you've ever been with." Wendy continued Seulgi's story.
If I'm in Seulgi's shoes right now? I'll just melt and let the bathroom drain take me.
"Noted. Then?" Don't ask me what Irene's face looks like.
"And then in a seductive, accented Italian voice..." Seulgi's about to cry not because she's scared but...
"She asked me... Do you want to... do the little sheep?"
Our laughter echoed.
Seulgi gaining her confidence, "Silence on my end. I didn't know what to do . Little sheep? What the fuck does this girl want me to do? I couldn't get the image of Mary's poor little lamb out my head. It was a really touching cross-cultural moment of connection, really."
"You, think it's funny?" Ok, Irene looks like a muscular wrestler now except the veins showing are all on her face.
"S-sorry, I just... learned that doggy style actually translates to doing little sheep in Italian and no animals were harmed in the making." Seulgi now wishes she wasn't born.
Jennie stood up abruptly, "Ok, thank you for giving out the whole new meaning to bases and little sheep," Then drag my arm, "If you'll excuse us, please!"
Wendy moved fast and stand in front of Jennie and I, "Not so fast, Flash. I just want to know one thing. Do you even notice us when we approached you?"
Jennie dangerously huffed and answered, "I didn't. And the first thing came into my thought when I saw you?"
Everyone curves their brows with curiosity, including me.
"Your audacity to interrupt us."
Damn.
Hawt.
I'm one hell of a lucky virgin.