I'm Not A Human Anymore!

By Reina714

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MTL Author: 月兔捣药 Title: I'm Not A Human Anymore! (我竟然不是人了!) Xu Dongyou joined the exception handling bureau b... More

Chapter 1: Friend Ask's for Help
Chapter 2: It's Upstairs
Chapter 3: Chewing Gum
Chapter 4: Novelty Watches
Chapter 5: Processing Bureau
Chapter 6: Eight Squads
Chapter 7: Mysterious Existence
Chapter 8: Ancient Array
Chapter 9: Appease the Candle Dragon
Chapter 10: The Cutest
Chapter 11: Natural Essence
Chapter 12: Curious Archetypes
Chapter 13: Secret Room Warehouse
Chapter 14: Carrying out Tasks
Chapter 15: Resolving Incidents
Chapter 16: Baby Ghost
Chapter 17: Two Abilities
Chapter 18: Entering the Formation Again
Chapter 19: Appeased Again
Chapter 20: Pulling Out Feathers
Chapter 21: Doll Goes to Appease Again
Chapter 22: Healing the Candle Dragon
Chapter 23: Successful Treatment
Chapter 24: Learning to Drive
Chapter 25: The Strange Fish at The Bottom of the Lake
Chapter 26: Crisis Coexistence
Chapter 27: Shocking Live Broadcast
Chapter 28: The Stench of Blood
Chapter 29: Solving the Case of The Fish
Chapter 30: Hot Search
Chapter 31: Processors
Chapter 32: Draw a Circle
Chapter 33: Doubt Life
Chapter 34: Life Streaming Equipment
Chapter 35: Official Live Broadcast
Chapter 36: Trying to Draw Symbols
Chapter 37: Five Flashes
Chapter 38: Mobile Games
Chapter 39: Ready For Live
Chapter 40: Mystery Toys
Chapter 41: Starting Live Broadcast
Chapter 42: Haha
Chapter 43: Good Technology
Chapter 44: Peer Competition
Chapter 45: Approaching Science
Chapter 46: Coma
Chapter 47: Move the Audience
Chapter 48: Perfect Solution
Chapter 49: Real Documentary
Chapter 50: Really Outrageous
Chapter 51: Official Blog Posts
Chapter 53: Original Singer
Chapter 54: Two Feelings
Chapter 55: Mysterious Girl
Chapter 56: Send a Photo
Chapter 57: Where is she?
Chapter 58: Escape from Fear
Chapter 59: Song Evil Source
Chapter 60: Special Evil
Chapter 61: Solved
Chapter 62: Song Phone
Chapter 63: Her Tears
Chapter 64: Three Hundred Cell Phones
Chapter 65: Monster Town
Chapter 66: Shield Signal
Chapter 67: Don't Help
Chapter 68: Three Mobile Phones
Chapter 69: Article 25
Chapter 70: One Wave after Another
Chapter 71: Perfect Solution
Chapter 72: Candle Dragon Goes Crazy
Chapter 73: Let's Watch a Movie
Chapter 74: Beach Vacation
Chapter 75: Seaside Fight
Chapter 76: It Follows
Chapter 77: Brain Makes up Ghost
Chapter 78: Square Dancing
Chapter 79: Mysterious Monster
Chapter 80: Release News
Chapter 81: Go for Help
Chapter 82: Can Hold
Chapter 83: Successfully Solved
Chapter 84: Good Acceptance
Chapter 85: Been Bonded
Chapter 86: Worthy of Reverence
Chapter 87: Ready to Debut
Chapter 88: Thinking
Chapter 89: Participating in the Draft
Chapter 90: Contestant Jealousy
Chapter 91: Group Exercise
Chapter 92: Ranked No. 1
Chapter 93: Program Broadcast
Chapter 94: Too Popular
Chapter 95: Fan War
Chapter 96: Contemporary spokesman
Chapter 97: Too Popular
Chapter 98: Tell Me About Your Life Experience
Chapter 99: Sudden Earthquake
Chapter 100: Don't Shoot
Chapter 101: Identity Exposed
Chapter 102: Convincing Mother Xu
Chapter 103: Start Moving
Chapter 104: Strange Shadow
Chapter 105: Want to Accompany
Chapter 106: Paper Doll's Viscera
Chapter 107: Detection Machine
Chapter 108: Mysterious Tree
Chapter 109: Falling into the Water and Rescuing People
Chapter 110: The Theory of Luck
Chapter 111: Prepare in Advance
Chapter 112: Huge Heart
Chapter 113: Arrangement
Chapter 114: Waiting for an Opportunity
Chapter 115: Betray the Human Race
Chapter 116: Almost Died
Chapter 117: Erase Memory
Chapter 118: Scared back into his Original Form
Chapter 119: Mysterious Man
Chapter 120: Meeting Surprise
Chapter 121: Moody
Chapter 122: Personnel List
Chapter 123: Enter the Plane
Chapter 124: Love the Cubs
Chapter 125: Confession
Chapter 126: Finding Family
Chapter 127: Burst of Flame
Chapter 128: Solving the Monster
Chapter 129: Still Need to be Cautious
Chapter 130: Traveling
Chapter 131: End
Chapter 132: Extra Story 1
Chapter 133: Extra Story 2
Chapter 134: Extra Story 3

Chapter 52: Ugly Song

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Xu Dongyou suddenly felt a little ashamed and wanted to quit. Fortunately, his roommate didn't continue to chase after him, but just nodded quickly: "Use it, use it."

Xu Dongyou breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and whispered to his roommate, "Thank you."

It was the first time for him to use a setting spray, and he didn't know how much to spray, so he just sprayed it twice, pressed his curled hair and waited for a while, and the hair was no longer curled.

But because Xu Dongyou pressed it just now, it became flattened. Xu Dongyou looked at it carefully for a while, and always felt uncomfortable like scratching his heart and lungs, so he combed it with his hands again. ‌I don't think it's awkward.

It was the same hooded jacket as before, with slacks underneath. Xu Dongyou even took the earphones and connected them to his mobile phone. He was going to take a walk to the processing office while listening to music. He needs to learn other knowledge in the past few days. , By the way, go to the seal array to visit Candle Dragon.

Taking advantage of Xu Dongyou's about to step out, the roommate asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"

Xu Dongyou lied casually and went out for a walk, the roommate was stunned, and complained: "I thought you were talking about friends, but suddenly I want to dress up."

He didn't think Xu Dongyou would lie about this kind of thing, because it was unnecessary.

Xu Dongyou was also stunned, and then shook his head, "I might as well hurry up and study sometime."

In this way, draw more talisman seals to sell money, and then buy a house for the family with full money.

It is also possible to prevent Xu's father and Xu's mother from being tired, so that they can have a good rest.

What's more, this will also allow me to practice my proficiency in drawing talismans and seals, which will also be of great help to the promotion of strength in the future, and it will also be able to help many people in need.

This kind of best of both worlds made Xu Dongyou feel particularly motivated, and accelerated his pace towards the direction of resolving the bureau.

The music app he downloaded is the most authoritative music platform in China. Many singers and freelance singers will choose to upload songs here, and there will also be a daily sales list to judge the popularity of songs.

Many fans want to list and download songs for their own singers, striving to be number one on the download list of the month.

Therefore, as a student of a music school, even if Xu Dongyou doesn't pay attention to entertainment news, he will always go to the music app to listen to the top ten songs of the month. The power of ten songs.

And now, it's time to switch to the next song.

【The day I am, I am about to die. 】

[And a new me is about to be born. 】

【It's under the bed, crawling out with a smile on its face, the sky outside the window is celebrating Christmas, and someone is crying~】

There is no logic at all and the song has a weird tune. The singing voice seems to be lowered, as if muttering to himself. Xu Dongyou was completely confused when he heard it, so he quickly called on his mobile phone and glanced at the song.

Song Name: Christmas ‌‌Song

Singer: Tian Haomiao

Xu Dongyou's footsteps paused, he remembered that the male singer named Tian Haomiao's original songs in the two years since his debut were all inspirational and uplifting.

Although there was a lack of inspiration in the middle, so it was silent for half a year, but it still firmly occupies the position of a top-line singer.

After all, there were several hit songs as a base, and he fell to the third line before long, but he didn't expect Tian Haomiao to release a new song this month after half a year.

But...the style and the present are totally different.

If it wasn't signed by Tian Haomiao, he would have thought it was sung by other singers.

The number of downloads of this song is astonishing. It was published and uploaded half a month ago. In the past half a month, it has become the fifth place of the month, and it is estimated that it will advance one place in a few days.

Xu Dongyou curiously clicked on the comment section of the song, only to see that many people were praising it sincerely.

[It's so good to hear that I'm crying, I've never heard such a song that resonates enough in my life. 】

【The first time I listened to it, I thought it was nice. After listening to it a few times, I burst into tears. I felt that this song expressed A Miao's inner world. I feel sorry for A Miao. It must have been difficult to be silent for half a year, but fortunately, I came out. 】

[A Miao is the best, always support A Miao, I hope A Miao can continue to work hard, we He Miao will always support you in the future. 】

【Not a fan of this singer, just a passer-by. I chose the random play of the top ten. I happened to hear this song. I was shocked. Yes, I can only describe it as being shocked. The artistic conception, tune, and lyrics of this song all reveal the seemingly dark but actually reflect the pain and entanglement of everyone's subconscious mind. I really strongly recommend everyone to try it out, you won't regret it. 】

Xu Dongyou was at a loss.

Is this song... really good?

He was a little flustered, and listened carefully again, and then his expression gradually became condensed.

It's kind of weird.

The first time I listened to this song, I didn't think it sounded good at all, but when I listened to it for the first time, it seemed that I really felt an indescribable feeling.

Xu Dongyou simply kept repeating this song to the processing bureau. During this period, he listened to it several times, but the more he listened, the more uncomfortable he felt.

This uncomfortable feeling is very familiar.

Xu Dongyou immediately cheered up, and looked through the task area of ​​the spirit watch, but found no abnormal information related to this song or the singer.

It was the first time Xu Dongyou encountered this kind of thing, he couldn't make up his mind, so he quickly contacted Tian Ze to find out about it.

When Tian Ze heard this, he paid special attention to this matter, and immediately said that he was coming to deal with the situation.

During this period, Xu Dongyou went to the practice room to watch the tutorial video, and made up for the types of first-level talismans that he could not use.

At present, most processors prefer to use talisman, power talisman, attack talisman, concealment talisman and so on.

There are also a few who like to use the Sky Thunder Talisman, but because the movement is too loud, it is easy to cause panic among ordinary people, so few people will use it in the urban area.

In addition to these, there is another kind of talisman that Xu Dongyou thinks is good, that is the spiritual talisman.

This is a kind of talisman that can effectively weaken or resist evil spirits and ghosts. However, using this talisman needs to consume almost 50% of the aura of other talismans, basically There are not many processors in the world enough to do it.

So this talisman is basically used by few people, but it has to be said that this talisman is actually better than the fixed body talisman.

Especially if it is used in the early stage that is not too dangerous, it may not be able to avoid many accidents in the future, but it consumes too much inspiration.

Many processors are afraid that after using this talisman, they will not have enough aura to activate other talismans.

If something really happens at that time, I really just have to wait to die.

But Xu Dongyou is different.

His aura is far superior to that of some processors who have joined the processing bureau for more than two years. What's more, in addition to his aura, he also has demon power that can be used.

Although I have only learned "clear water" so far, it can be used as a powerful attack method if used well, but the only flaw is that it needs water.

But this is also easy to solve. He can bring a bottle of mineral water with him when he goes on a mission next time, so that the problem of no water can be perfectly solved.

In addition, he also has a small piece of stone left behind from the sealing formation. Although it is only as small as a soybean peacock, it is also contaminated with the breath of the ancient Candle Dragon. Maybe the Candle Dragon was still here. I slept on a rock.

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I just don't know how the processing bureau is doing with the research on the stone he submitted before, and he can't wait to have a weapon of his own.

Xu Dongyou tried his best to regain his divergent thinking, carefully read the tutorial of this talisman twice, and kept all the important points in mind.

About five minutes later, Tian Ze sent a message saying that he had arrived at the processing bureau, asking where Xu Dongyou was.

Xu Dongyou immediately replied that Tian Ze was in the practice room.

When Tian Ze arrived at the door of the practice room, Xu Dongyou hurried out, and without waiting for a word, Tian Ze took the lead and hurriedly said: "Let me listen to a song that you think is strange."

Xu Dongyou and Tian Ze found a relatively remote corridor, and then gave Tian Ze the headset to play the song.

When Tian Ze heard the beginning of the song, he immediately had an expression on his face that there was such an ugly song, and continued to listen with the mentality of wanting to complain.

After a song ended, Tian Ze said: "It's really ugly..."

After listening to it, Xu Dongyou's face turned condensed. It seems that he is not the only one who thinks this song...

Xu Dongyou handed over the phone and said, "Captain, read the comments again."

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