You throw yourself back onto the couch and yell in confusion.
"What the fuck is wrong with me?! Why do I feel like this!? What the FUCK is this!!?" You think to yourself, punching the couch a few times.
"Could it be... love...? NO!! NO I- I MET THIS GUY YESTERDAY!!" You shake your head, scoffing, but you hesitate. "...And yet... I... remember him from... somewhere- he said we used to be coworkers...?" You think
"...Was that all...? Were we...."
You knock on your head involuntarily. "No, no! That can't be!! I-I'm a straight man. I like women. I don't LIKE him - maybe I'm just confused since I haven't gotten affection in forever." You just sit there, lost in your thoughts.
"... But he didn't even give me affection. He touched my forehead.
...And why did... his voice sound so...
Hot-
NO, NO NOT HOT!! HE'S A MAN- AND SO AM I- I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT!!!"
You groan in anger and lay face down on the couch, your long nose squished against the cushion.
Your face still feels warm. You're angry and confused.
"I don't like him... even if we were coworkers, I barely remember him!!
....What the fuck is wrong with me??
...Did we really know eachother...? Why is he being so... nice...?
How come every time he touches me I feel so... WEIRD!?
...Am I straight??"