Warrior Cat Randomness

By Swiftdapple

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demand... More

Author's note
The Gangnam Style Cats
Tigerstar is Mr. Lonely
The Angry Nightshade
What if... Hollyleaf Could Fly?
What if... Tawnyspots was the leader of ThunderClan?
Warrior Cats... Break Dancing?
Jayfeather is a Superstar...
Bluestar is the Crazy Blue cat?
The Snow Cat...
What RiverClan Cats Always do every Year...
This Ain't Crying King...
The Amazing Leaf
Warrior Pokemon
Lionblaze's Secret
Welcome to ThunderClan
Stormfur discovers Facebook
The Story of a Flying Wing
The Clan Show: RiverClan
Thorn's Dream
Fish Fight Much?
Firestar is... What now?
Flametail's Song
Who said Core Couldn't fly?
The Clan Show: WindClan
Welcome to Ashfur's Life
Firestar Knows...
Why Rusty really wanted to join ThunderClan
Warrior Spies
Why Ashfur really died
The reason why Scourge became evil
Happy Late Valentine's Day
ThunderClan gone... crazy?
The True Story of Tigerstar
Rogue Party
Why Rusty the kittypet was named Firepaw
Greystripe's shopping list
Hollyleaf discovers SharpieClan
The Three's Song
Story Time?
Never let a Jayfeather be bored
Apprentice party?
What REALLY happens in the Place of No Stars
The Kits
Whitewing ish craaaaaaazeh
Where's Hollykit?
Whitestorm's Prophecies
Not a Gathering!
What now? o.o
Ivypool has something to say
What happens in StarClan
Never Ask Goosefeather
The New Kit
Happy Survey From WindClan!
Uh oh, it's Blackstar
When Cloudpelt meets the other Cloud- Cats
Foxleap the Crazy
Elders at War? o.o
Here comes the Spiderpig!
Brambleclaw's Plans
How Bluestar lost all of her lives
Squirrelflight's not-so-secret Diary
Twilight Act
Firestar owns a Shop
Sing a Song, ThunderClan!
Deputy Fools!
What's This?
Warrior Cats go to the Cinema
Fireheart gets Exiled? o.o
How to Survive BloodClan
Squirrelflight Teaches Ashfur about Potatoes
Burger King Advertisement
Medicine Cat Election
Breezepelt and Antpelt Steal a Monster
Squirrelflight Takes Jayfeather Shopping
Scourge! :o
Stoatpaw's Game
Dustywhisker Meets Pizzafur
ThunderClan Loses AND Hollyleaf Returns
Warrior School
Trip
Ashfur the Insane
Cats in Plane!
Warrior School #2
How Tigerclaw Became ShadowClan's Leader
Random Spoofs!
Who Stole Brambleclaw?
Run?
Greystar's Return
Lionpaw learns about Leaders
How Tigerclaw got Exiled
Breezepelt is Surrounded by Idiots
New Leader?
Interview with Snaketail!
Dark Forest Song
Tigerstar's Take Over
Squirrel VS. Sorrel
Tigerstar Becomes Annoyed
Another Author's Note

BloodClan appears... AGAIN?!

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Firestar: I am so bored I could talk to a daisy. :/

Sandstorm: O.O

Firestar: But I won't, because that cat beside me will think I'm a mouse-brain. IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAIIRRR! D:

Sandstorm: o.o *Thinks: Crazy.*

Firestar: Oh, hello. o_o Want a cup of tea?

Sandstorm: ...

Firestar: No, no tea? Well, OK, if you insist. How about... Hmm... a cup of vole-offee?

Sandstorm: Vole-- what now? O_o

Firestar: Vole-offee. You know, the new wild coffee out there where you become so hyper or crazy, that your whole Clan will freak out. It's awesome and... fresh from SkyClan's territory. Leafstar sells them to earn more money for her Clan. I reckon we better do something like that.

Sandstorm: o.o *Walks away slowly*

Firestar: I mean, ThunderClan could do with more money to buy a bigger warrior's den and maybe an apprentices' den. How about it, eh, Sandstorm? *Looks around* Uh, Sandstorm? o.o *Looks under bedding* Helloooooo, you under there, Sandstorm? .... Aw, I lost Sandstorm. :'(

Hawkfrost: MWHAHAHAHA! IN YO FACE, FIRESTAR! >:D

Firestar: Go back to RiverClan, fish, fish, fishy-wishy eater! :o

Hawkfrost: Oh, darn, he found me. >_

Firestar: o.o

Smudge: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Running slowly*

Firestar: Who are you, again? o.O

Smudge: I'm Smudge, Rusty. Don't you remember me? D:

Firestar: I can see why you're called Smudge. o.o

Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Run around in circles*

Firestar: What's up with them? o.o I know! I bet they want some of that vole-offee. :3 HEY, GUUUUUUUUYSSS! *Waves about*

Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: *Stop* Yes, Firestar?

Firestar: Try some of this nice vole-offee to calm you down. Soothing for the mind, crazyness until the find. :3 *Holds it out*

Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: *Look at each other* *Grab the vole-offee* Mmm... O_O!!! *Run around like chickens* Buck, buck, buck, buck!

Squirrelflight: O_O! MY KIT! :O

Leafpool: LIONBLAZE IS MY KIT! >:U

Squirrelflight: Oh yeah, I forgot. ^_^''

Hollyleaf: ... I guess I'll have to tell Firestar. -.- FIRESTAR! C'MERE! *Waves* OVER HERE!

Firestar: Wow, I must be famous. o.o Sorry, Hollyleaf, but I don't have a pen or paper. >_

Hollyleaf: This Clan called BloodClan has returned!

Firestar: How'd you know about them? O.O

Hollyleaf: Ferncloud told me stories about 'em when I was just Hollykit.

Ferncloud: HOLLYKIT?! WHERE?! :'D

Firestar: Oh no, oh no, oh no! BLOOOOOOOODCLAN HAS RETURNED!

Cloudtail: WHAT?! OH NO!

Brightheart: NO!

Thornclaw, Cinderheart, Sorreltail, Brackenfur and Greystripe: OH NO!

Tigerstar: OH YEAH, TIME TO WRECK... uh... TIME! >:D

ThunderClan: O.O!

Tigerstar: o_o .... *Awkward Uh... I DEMAND YOU GET ME BURGERS FROM BURGER KING! >:o *Goes crazy and leaves*

BloodClan: *Appears* *Form two seperate lines*

Bone: *Flips in the space between the lines* Look who's back for more trouble! >:3

Firestar: Bone?! I thought you got killed by apprentices!

Jayfeather: By apprentices? XDDDDDDDDDDD

Bone: No, not really. I faked it all, y'know. Now I'm the leader of BloodClan. Scourge's death wasn't fake, sadly. :/ *All of a sudden falls over* >_

Firestar: You, lead BloodClan?! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bone: Oh, ha, ha, ha! -.-

Firestar: THUNDERCATS, ATTACK THAT BLOODCLAN!

ThunderClan: *Attack*

A few heartbeats later...

Bone: NO! YOU KILLED MY CHEESE! D: *Looks at cheese on the ground* Grr! BLOODCLAN, RETREAT AT ONCE, Y'ALL! *Starts to run but falls over* >_

Firestar: Is everyone OK?

ThunderClan: Yeah.

Firestar: That battle was easier than when Do-courge attacked. Once single tap and BAM, BLOODCLAN'S RETREATING!

Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!

Firestar: YOU WANT MY MONEY?! :O *Hugs jar of money and cookies* IT'S MINE! MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE! >:o

Sandstorm: Uh, Firestar, there's only one pence and the rest is just cookies. o.o

Firestar: WHAT?! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU TOOK MAH MONEH! T_T

Sandstorm: No, you spent it all on that ''vole-offee'', remember? o.o

Firestar: Oh yeah. Mouse-brained me. :/

Sandstorm: Yeah...

Firestar: BYE FOR NOW! *Flies off like Nyan Cat with the Nyan Cat song playing*

Bluestar: *Joins in*

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