Lisa POV
Our college week ends successfully. One of the richest guys in our university decided to throw a party at his house and Accounting students are all invited.
But as Chu promised, they will crash this party.
"We need to eat before we get ourselves drunk, ok?" I told Wendy as we enter the house where the party at. It is more of a drinking party, actually.
Bam, Chu and Seulgi agreed. We are all starving.
"All I can see here is liquid. Dude. Can you get us food at least?" Seulgi scratching her tummy.
"Is Jennie coming over? Tell her to cook you some. Then stay the night again and sleep on your couch. Hahaha." Wendy teasing me.
They barged into my house the next morning when Jennie had her sleep over. They are all in their pjs. They found me sleeping at the couch near Jennie.
"She'll be here in a few with Irene and Joy, I think."
"Wendy, food!" Chu getting hangry.
"Ok, Squirtle! Manoban, come with me." Wendy raising her hand up at Chu while rolling her eyes then pulled me to go outside.
"Chu looks like Blastoise when hungry," I whispered to Wendy.
"And you are Primeape,"
"Fuck you, Psyduck."
We were about to step out of the house when someone in his hoodies put his arms over Wendy and I's shoulders.
"Annyeongha.. ze... yow!"
Wendy looked at him, "Teddy, can you get your hands off us? We are going somewhere."
"Where? Can I join? I'm free to accompany you," Teddy still walking beside us.
"We'll look for food before we go drinking." I told him.
"You mean edibles?" Teddy looking at us and grinning.
"Dude. Is there a food that is NOT edible? Of course, we want something edible!" Wendy flicked his ears.
"I am heaven sent! I came in the right time and the right place. Guys? Say no more!" Teddy pull his bag in front of him and zipped it open.
"Tadaaaaaaa... space browniezz motherfuckers!"
My mouth waters upon looking at the baked goodies.
God, I haven't eat since lunch.
"Did you bake this yourself? Make sure this taste good. How much?" Wendy looking at it.
"Home freaking made, Wendy. That for only 10 dollars!" Teddy is a weird guy.
"10 fucking dollars for this small pan of brownies???" Wendy screaming.
"Shhh! Can you lower down your voice someone might hear us!" Teddy pulled us on the side of the street.
"Wendy, I'm hungry." I heard my stomach growled. We will need to walk at least a kilometer before reaching a convenient store.
Why is it so expensive?
"Teddy we'll go ahead we need a lot. Our friends need some, too." I'm about to drag Wendy but she stopped me.
"Yah, we will take it! I don't wanna walk. Can you give me another one?" Wendy nods at me.
"Hell yeah," Teddy pulls another tub, "Here ya go. Enjoy the magic carpet ride!"
He gave us each high five.
*****
Jennie POV
"Hey, Lisa."
Irene, Joy and I made our way through the party looking for these five. We split and I found Lisa munching with her friends on the counter top.
"This is zzeriously good." Lisa handing but more like of waving me the brownies with a stupid grin on her face.
"No, Lisa. I'm full. Are you drunk?" She looks off.
"Are youuu druunk? No moooom..." Bam mimicking me then giggled like a little girl.
Then they laugh like crazy in chorus.
"What the hell is wrong with you???" I grabbed Bam's collar and he's just laughing straight at my face.
I looked around and saw Irene with the resident stoner of our university, Teddy.
"Ha! Here you are all! Howhighhazeyo people!" Teddy exclaimed and fist bumping those five.
"Why are you with Teddy?" I asked Irene who's looking puzzled as I am.
"He's looking for Wendy and Lisa. Weirdly." Irene walks toward Seulgi who's like a fish drinking a gallon of water.
"What did they eat?" Irene grabbed Teddy.
"Space brownies!"
Oh, no...
"They were looking for edibles earlier, so I gave them two pans!" He proudly said.
"Two pans!!!!!" Me and Irene in unison.
"Teddy! They look like crackheads but those five don't do weeds!!!" Joy shouting at Teddy as she looked at Wendy who is now probably baked as a cookie.
Shit, Lisa.
How crazy would it be if these five assholes are actually high?
"Oh. Fuck." Teddy facepalmed himself, "Lisa said they are hungry and want some edible... Food. Oh fuck! I didn't know that they just want normal food!"
I looked at Lisa, multiple times: she peeled banana, threw good part in garbage, walked away with peel. Scratch her head. Then repeat.
Oh, my god.
"So, you mean, it's their first time having edibles and all have absolute zero tolerance? Woooaa! Ride on! That's very exciting!" Teddy looking amazed at those five.
"Obviously! Look at them!"
"Shoot! I forgot to warned everyone that those are strong, I mean really..."
"You fucking overdose them???" Irene now fuming. I dragged Lisa beside me and stuffed some bananas on her mouth coz she's starting sniff crying about the peels.
"No, no. You are scaring me, Bae! They shared the weebs so I think they will be fine but edibles like brownies give a more intense high and tend to last longer in my opinion... And in my experience." He's covering his face.
My eyes caught Chu saying, "Good night," as she blew out the scented candle, closed her eyes and laughed like an idiot. Then moving to the next one.
"Wendy! What the hell??" Joy shouting at Wendy who's standing in front of the clock with her phone on her hand.
Wendly turned around slowly with a creepy smile, "I'm waiting for the clock to turn 06:66. I'm gonna take a picture."
"What will happen to them!" Irene holding Seulgi's head who's trying to get away from her.
"Weebs starts to kick in, I think. It's been 30 minutes since I talked to them. They are starting to laugh for no reason now," Teddy like a philosopher of weeds starts to explain.
While Lisa is pointing at the lights now grinning and looking so amazed.
Bam touching his tongue and telling Lisa it's a snake, "Wisha wook ishnayk! Tachet!"
"None of them of them will be a functional human beings for about 6 to 8 hours,"
Joy speaks, "High or not, Wendy is dysfunctional."
"Wait! 6 to 8 hours!" Irene exclaimed.
Chu is done blowing all the candles and now facing her reflection on the mirror and told it to have a good night too as she was leaving.
"What's with Chu?" Chaeng and Palisa came out from our back.
I briefly explained to them what happened.
"Their attention span is so short that they could not hold the most basic of conversations. Try it."
Irene huffed and Chaeng spoke,
"Kim Jisoo! Take my clothes off and let's have sex right here! Right now!"
We all choked. Never thought that those words will come out on this angelic face.
Chu stopped from eating a piece of plain cinnamon bread she found on the table top and turn her head, eyes widened at Chaeng then got teary eyed saying,
"No way undressing and having sex with you could be better than this cinnamon I'm eating, Park Chaeyoung-ah!"
Woa.
"Yeah, she's high." Chaeng shrugged.
Chu, right there, is the biggest regret of her life if she knew what just offered to her.
"Told ya, ask them what they feel." Teddy laughing his ass loud.
"Bam! How are you?" Palisa picking him in his ears.
"Feels like Keannu Reeves in Matrix." Bam day dreaming and like Neo, he's dodging imaginary things.
Let me try it.
"Lisa, are you ok?" I cupped her face.
She closed her eyes, "I'm visualizing... That something I want so bad vividly, like it's right there in front of me almost," Then she caress my face and open her eyes. "Hello there, Jennie Kim."
I think I'll be fine if Lisa will be high again.
Then she starts to poke and squish my freaking cheeks!
"I want mandu."
Just before I'm about to give Lisa a punch, Teddy tip toeing slowly in front of me then run his way out.
"I think it's best to bring them home and keep an eye on them."
Irene, Palisa, Joy and Chaeng are now all looking at me.
"What?"
"We need to take them in one place. Just to be safe," Chaeng suggested.
"Yeah, like lock them in a room together." Palisa agreed.
"6 hours. Let's see how stupid they can be when they are actually high. Coz when they are in their normal state, they looked high as fuck already." Irene looking at them laughing.