As we walked home with these three laughing assholes, Seulgi is still sulking at me and keeps on doing the I'm watching you gesture.
"Guys, Manoban and I are going for burgers. She needs prep time before she devours on Irene's body tomorrow" Chu acting as manager, trashed talk Seulgi.
"Ahh sure, prep her to which-will-never-happen devouring. While Seulgi and I are going to review positions, oops-si daisy, I mean dirty things that she and Jennie can talk to." I don't know that Bam can have a filthy mouth just for the sake of betting.
"I'm going with Chu and Lisa because I heard food. Chow!" Wendy running after us.
"You just had your snack, dingus. But whatever." Chu smacking Wendy.
Chu let Wendy chose the restaurant since I don't want to think anymore. She chose the burger store just below our building.
Three patty burgers two for each of them, a bucket of fries and a pizza? I'm surprised with their order. That's a lot, while I can't even choose what I want.
"Manoban, eat. You need that for after date with Ire---" I cut Chu off.
"Chu, I just agreed with this date thing because..." I saw Jennie's face near Seulgi. And that boils me up.
"Because?" Wendy mocking me.
"So, Jennie will forgive me,"
Both of them burst out laughing spewing few of their chewed food in my face.
"What a fucking liar friend we have here. You mean to say? You just can't stand Miss Perfect Ass being mushy with Kang Seulgi?" Chu wiping my face with her used tissue.
I tapped her hand, "No, I don't like Jennie!"
"Ahh Chu? Did we mention something about her liking Jennie? Fishes are caught in their mouth, Manoban. Unfortunately, you are a monkey." Wendy munching her burger.
"Seulgi and Jennie look good together though. But you and Irene? C'mon you'll just end up in a chain like a dog." Chu throwing fries at me.
"Jennieeee Kiiiiim," Wendy tickling me.
Do I like her? I look at Wendy my mouth ajar.
"Awww. Baby, close your mouth. Fly might come in," Wendy closed my mouth and I pushed her.
"Dude, all those efforts you showed to her just to get her forgiveness is kind of way over the top. You are aiming for more, Manoban. You are so damn obvious." Chu shrugged.
"C'moon. Even Seulgi and Bam are aware you are crushing hard on Jennie. If you have the thing underneath, it might be harder. Hahaha." Wendy added.
Yes, I got a huge crush on Jennie and I can't deny that with these two who even knows what my poops smells.
"Relax, I'm just kidding. You don't like Jennie. Unless my question should be do you, love her? Awww." Wendy continues to munch on her food.
"Do you want me to shove that burger straight into your throat?" I grabbed Wendy's collar.
"I'm just messing with you!! I know you don't like her. Choke her! Not me!" Wendy smirking at me.
"Jealousy is such as lonely word... Don't be Manoban, I'm sure Seulgi will just taste Jen---"
I choke Wendy to her near death.
"Hahaha. But I think Irene is just getting back at Seulgi. No way, you are Bae's type." Chu looking at me head to toe, "And Jennie just drag Seulgi to this because... she likes..."
"Seulgi."
I frowned.
Chu snort laughing, "You expect I'm going to say your name? Dream on."
"Fuck you, Chu."
"But honestly, I'm not sure who's toying who but I'm sure it's all Irene's idea. And you two are the victim. Irene wants to get back at Seulgi and Jennie wants you..." Wendy looking at me, I'm almost smiling when she added,
"Dead." Then those two laughing loud like retards.
"I thought you gonna help me out?" I rolled my eyes at Chu.
"Getting Jennie or making Irene moan?" Showing me her to palms.
"Chu!"
"Hahaha, ok. We will win the bet."
Assholes.
*****
The dreading day of my life came. I sat quietly beside Jennie whose face is either in an angry mode or just plain bitch every day. But today is different, I can't read it.
Few minutes later, I saw Kang Seulgi entered the room together with Bam and the forever biased Wendy entered our room.
"Hi Jennie," Seulgi pulling another seat beside Jennie.
While the other two sat behind us.
"What are you doing---" Before I finished my question, Bam shush me.
"Seulgi needs Jennie's help in Accounting and we need yours," Bam grinning at me.
"MUSIC DOESN'T HAVE ACCTG SUBJECT!" And I cut myself off when Chu, Joy and Irene entered the room.
"Hello there, classmates! How do you do? I'm fine, thank you." Chu smiling ear-to-ear. Bam looks surprised and squinting his eyes at smug Chu.
Wendy must've spill Bam's tactics to her.
"Hey, Lisa." Irene sat beside me then give me a quick peck on my cheeks and everyone gasps.
I can't move but I know both Seulgi and Jennie are glaring at me and I can feel a hot steam emitting from their noses.
"Seulgi, did Lisa just got her first kiss?" I hear Chu whispering at the back,
"Really? Lisa haven't kissed by someone on the cheeks? She's one hell of a loser, really." Wendy laughing at my back.
My mind is swirling now, the hell they decided to be here!
I looked at Jennie and just in time Seulgi's about to kiss Jennie mimicking Irene...
...accidentally Jennie turned to her too!
---and they almost kiss!!! LORD JESUS CHRIST!
Swear I'm going to have a heart fucking attack any minute.
"Do you need a respirator?" Wendy patted me and scrunch her face.
*****
I really want to end this morning, so I just shut my mouth and not do anything stupid again.
I hurriedly stood up when I hear the bell rang which means lunch time. I carefully drag Irene with me outside without looking at Jennie and Seulgi.
As discussed, we opt to my favorite cafe.
Seulgi pulled a chair for Jennie while I do the same with Irene. I intently choose a square table, so we can closely seat at one another.
"Hihihi stupidly nice, Manoban." I don't know what Coach Chu is cheering me for.
Oh, they are all here too to witness the showdown.
The seat arrangement seems weird, I just realize when I sat down coz I'm facing Jennie and Seulgi is facing Irene. Which seems Seulgi also realized. Wemlooked at each other and signaled to switch.
We were about to stand but I felt feet movements followed by a sharp kicks underneath that made Seulgi and I whimper and sat down again.
"So, Lisa... Chu told me great things about you." Irene smiling sweetly at me which is part scary and scary. Both Jennie and Seulgi are listening closely to us.
"I hope the words that she used to describe me are proper." I chuckled and tried to sound casual.
"Well, at least she didn't lie that you are underrated hot and I'm dying to find out the other assets and skills that you do have." Irene quickly glanced at Seulgi, then winked at me.
I looked at the girl in front of me and damn she's staring straight back at me.
"I-ahmmm can o-order good food, Irene." I gulped as I say the words still looking at Jennie Kim.
"Really? That's great, babe." Irene cling to me.
Just then Seulgi extends her arm at Jennie's shoulder, leaning a bit to her. Now, its Irene and I's turn to look at them.
I can hear those assholes at another table muffling their laughter. I thought it's over...
Then Jennie rest her head at Seulgi Kang's face!
*****
Jennie POV
I'm kind of confused why the hell I'm doing this, but Lisa's face irritates me a lot. She can flirt with Irene, hell I can do that to Seulgi even better!
I lean a bit to Seulgi and I need to stay like this at least for a minute. Lisa and Irene are looking at us.
We stayed like that for two minutes as Seulgi browses the menu.
We got interrupted when Irene slam the table.
"Seulgi, can you move your face away from Jennie???? My friend's face might get irritated with all the dirt you have!!!" Irene blurted, and her eyes are on fire.
I saw Lisa let out a very deep breath that maybe she's holding the moment I got close to Seulgi.
I felt Seulgi slowly moving her face, hand and body away from me as she gulps.
"Yes, Mother--- I mean, Master!" Seulgi looking hypnotized and obeyed Irene like a trained dog.
I looked at Lisa and we both smirked.
We were all quiet for few minutes when someone asked.
"You like pasta?"
I looked up and expecting that she's asking Irene, but I saw a Lisa still smiling and her doe eyes staring at me.
Corner of my eyes saw Irene giggled and cover her mouth.
"Y-yes..." I answered and bit my lip.
"Yiiiii! Awwww! You like pasta? Is the new – Are you the moon? Awwwww!" Lisa's friends and Joy in unison.
Lisa shyly smiled and nods at me.
"You like Pasta, too?" Seulgi grinning at Irene but in a flash her smile turned to scrunched when Irene stood up and pulled her ear.
"I don't like pasta. Do you like pasta now Kang Seulgi?" Irene asking her still gripping her ears.
"THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT ON YOU???" Seulgi shouted in pain.
"No. You suck. Let's go." Irene dragged Seulgi away from us leaving me and Lisa on the table.
Lisa and I laughed at those two who got beat on their own game.
"You know, they do have seafood pasta here which taste really good." Lisa continues as she shares the menu with me, smooth.
I bit my lip again refraining myself to smile.
"Sure, let's have that then."
I'm hearing defeat on the other table and the one who wants to be a doctor is now showering herself with paper bills, "Money, money, muhneey! Hahaha."
Lisa ordered, and we are both just smiling at those retards on the other table. While Irene on the other hand is pinning Seulgi's head on the table.
"For the record, I didn't asked Irene to date you just for my forgiveness." I break the ice.
"I'm beyond relief, you said you will think about it. Have you?" Lisa biting her lip too but her she can't contain her happiness.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Yes, Lisa I'm forgiving you."