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Tanjiro Kamado
You sat down on Tanjiro's lap, wrapping an arm around his neck and smiling.
"If you ever left me, I would die from a broken heart." You said, already knowing where you wanted this to go.
"Why would I ever leave you?" He asked obliviously. A flirtatious smirk then appeared on his face. "How could I ever leave you?"
Your smile dropped, "By being too selfless."
"Huh..?"
"You always put everyone over yourself, but you're important too!"
"Wait I thought—"
"Hey!" He flinched as you snapped your fingers inches away from his face. "I'm not done talking!"
He sighed, silently listening to your rants.
He still smiled because although he was being yelled at, it was out of love.
...
He hoped.
"You cannot keep doing this to me—!"
Yep. Love.
Zenitsu Agatsuma
"You set my soul on fire." You said. Zenitsu looked up, confused on the sudden... confession..?
"S-Sorry."
' 'Sorry'?! Idiot!'
You raised an eyebrow.
"Why are you 'sorry'?"
"D-Does it b-burn?"
'Just stop talking!'
"I don't know." You replied confused. "No..?"
"Cool..." you stared at Zenitsu for a while then began walking away to find Rengoku.
He waited until you were completely out of sight before face planting onto the ground and groaning.
Inosuke Hashibira
You sat next to Inosuke, grabbed his hand and winced.
"What? What happened?" He asked quickly, snatching his hand away and unsheathing his sword. "Is my hand a traitor?"
"No!" You exclaimed quickly, pushing the sword down and sighing nervously. "It's just that you're so hot it burned my hand."
"I don't feel hot so you're lying." You deadpanned, sighing before kissing his hand.
"You may be dumb but I still love you." Inosuke wasn't even paying attention at that point because he found a butterfly and wondered what it tasted like...
-Bonus!-
"INOSUKE NO! ITS POISONOUS!!" You shouted, trying to pin him down while also shutting his mouth and holding the butterfly hand away. "I have a little brother, this is a breeze..!"
"Screw off!" He shouted, trying to knock your hands away and eat it.
"I'm trying to keep you from dying!!" You yelped, dodging his hand and groaning in annoyance. "Just give up already!"
"No!!"
Sabito+Giyuu Tomioka
You were sitting on the floor, running your nails through the creases in the wall.
"If we had kids, they would be adorable." Sabito said suddenly.
You looked at the boys and saw Giyuu was giving him the same look you were.
Flustered and shocked with a little bit of embarrassment mixed in.
"What made you think about that?" Giyuu asked, keeping up his stoic face even though it was slowly turning pink.
You were smiling sheepishly, awaiting the answer happily.
"Because I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else but you two." He smirked and leaned on his hand. "And you're both the loves of my life."
"Okay Sabito we get it..." Giyuu muttered, slamming his head down on the table as he did.
Sabito laughed and you ran over to see if he was okay.
Kyojuro Rengoku
"I should start calling you my flame, because you set my heart ablaze." Kyojuro said, causing you to perk up and look at him.
He had a smug grin like he'd already won.
You smiled back.
"Kyo, you should save that nickname for our kids."
"Huh? Our kids? Are you pregnant?"
"What? Kyo, do you know how babies are made?"
He blinked owlishly and you sighed.
"So you're... pregnant?"
"No..."
"You're pregnant?!"
"No!!"
"Oh my gosh, I'm gonna be an aunt!!"
"I'm not pregnant!"
Obanai Iguro
"Can I see your snake?" You asked suddenly, already making Obanai nervous by the tone of your voice. It cracked and there was a hint of embarrassment.
"Kaburamaru.." He held up said extra-ordinary pet.
"Nuh-uh. Your other snake." You specified. He blinked multiple times in shock.
"My... co-?"
"SHH!" You immediately hushed him. "No bad words!"
"But we're grown a--"
"SHH!"
"You brought it up." He muttered.
"Tengen told me to."
"Of course he did..." Obanai sighed and Tengen suddenly popped around the corner.
"So no head?"
"Tengen-sama! You ruined it!!" Suma shouted, smacking her husbands arm a second later.(the left one)
Hinatsuru said something that you and Obanai agree with, "We shouldn't have been here in the first place—"
"But what if he can't fuck?!" Makio shouted.
Tengen nodded in agreement. "I think that's a good question, so why don't I test it out?"
"No."
"Okay."
"Well we know Y/n can at least-"
"WHAT?" You laughed nervously.
"They taught me..."
"-so I trust she could take the reins. Maybe he likes it that way." Hinatsuru said.
"Okay.. but tell us if you need anything, Y/n!" Suma exclaimed before being slapped by Makio. "TENGEN-SAMA! TELL ME YOU SAW THAT! MAKIO JUST HIT MEEEEE..!"
"Huh? Sorry, I missed it."
"HOW?!"
You watched them argue as they left and then turned to Obanai.
He looked kind of upset and you knew why.
"I know I don't have my virginity anymore but does that really matter?" He raised an eyebrow and scoffed.
"I don't care about that,"
"Huh?"
"I just know Tengen's cock is fucking huge, how could I ever amount to that?"
"WHAT?"
Sanemi Shinazugawa
You two were walking home from a mission and talking about random stuff.
..
Well..
You were talking and he was nodding, saying "uh-huh" and, "mhm" every few minutes.
"And so I used to—" You cut yourself off quickly at the sound of a bush rustling.
"Uh-huh." Sanemi nodded again for you to continue.(yes he was actually listening bc he loves your voice)
A few seconds after he said that, something jumped out and you screamed, jumping onto Sanemi and cowering in his neck.
He looked at whatever it was and rolled his eyes.
"It's just a damn rabbit." He said, then raised an eyebrow. "You pussyfooting 'cause of rabbits now?"
"I didn't know!"
"We kill demons for a living." He deadpanned. "And as much as I like this position, I prefer being on top of you."
"WHAT?"
"What?"
"You-"
"Me? Come on, doll. You can do it."
"Don't use that tone!" You shouted, placing your feet on the ground and trying to get Sanemi to let go of you. "Sanemi this is a public area..!"
"There's trees everywhere."
"Ew! We aren't animals!"
"But I am."
"Sssssstop!"
Muichiro Tokito
You smirked at Muichiro and placed a hand on his thigh.
"You could make me scream if you wanted to.." you told him, shifting to sit in front of him. "I'll say anything you want."
"No. I would prefer not to hurt you."
"Hurt me..? Oh- no, Muichiro, I meant—"
"If you mean sexually, you do not turn me on." You stared at him with your mouth wide open, surprised by what he just said.
"Okay damn.."
"If you don't close your mouth I'll put it to use."
"But you just said—"
"I lied." He shrugged then smirked right back. "Besides, I don't think you'll be able to handle me, baby."
You sat silent for the rest of the time, too flustered to speak without the fear of stuttering or a voice crack.
It be like that I guess.
Yushiro Yamamoto
You were always flirting with him(naturally) so he decided to flirt back for a change.
"Y'know, you've got a tongue on you, Yushiro. I wonder what else it can do."
"Wanna find out?" I don't think he was expecting you to accept the offer.
"Bet."
"Wait wait wh-"
Before he could say anything else, you drag him to the bedroom and slam the door shut.
Use your imagination...
Yoriichi Tsugikuni
Usually he's the one flirting, and today you finally decided to change that!
"Yoriichi-San," you called. He looked at you and nodded. "Since you're a sun breather, I bet you can make me hot." You said, trying not to look flustered.
"But it's winter time."
"..mhm..." he stared at you for a minute before finally understanding what you meant.
"But I haven't even p—"
"Y/n!" Cho ram into the room and smiled. "Can we play now?!"
You sighed I'm disappointment but nodded.
"Do you wanna join us Yoriichi?" Sayuri asked as she peaked into the room.
"Sure." He nodded and got up to follow you three.
Tengen Uzui
Tengen always flirts with you girls, you just don't really flirt back.
Today's the day that changes!
Kinda.
"Tengen-sama," he looked up at the four of you and raised an eyebrow.
"Yes ma'am?"
"We can make noise for you, you just have to help us." You said, smiling innocently as you did.
"Huh?"
"I worked hard on that one! You better get it!" Suma shouted.(I'm writing this in class help)
"Sorry.. no."
"YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME! WAHHH!!"
"It's okay, Suma." Hinatsuru reassured, putting her back.
"We want you to f—"
"MAKIO!"
"What??"
💚Gyomei Himejima💚
Gyomei showed up to the Hashira meeting(not with Ubuyashiki, just to hang out) with you in tow. Well- obviously.
"Are you upset, Himejima-san?" Shinobu asked suddenly.
"Yes I am." He answered honestly. "Someone stuffed my haori with rocks earlier."
You snickered, instantly peaking from his haori.
"You can stuff me."
"Whaaaat?" Most of the pillars gawked.
"Ayo!" Tengen shouted.
"What?" You raised an eyebrow and scoffed. "You guys don't know what sex is? Well, It's where a guy shoves his c-"
"We're gonna go." Gyomei said, picking you up effortlessly while covering your mouth.
"Already?"
"Yes. You're misbehaving."
"Are you gonna punish me, daddy?"
"Y/n please.."
💜Genya Shinazugawa💜
Genya is a nervous around girls, we know that, right?
So when you decided to flirt with him... it didn't end well..
"Genya." He jolted slightly and looked at you.
"Yes?"
"Why eat demons when you can eat me?"
...
"Genya?"
"I have to go."
"You're bright red—"
"I'm fine!"
He not fine. Use your imagination tho 😉😉
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You better be appreciative bc anyone could've looked at my phone🫵🏾
Now clean your plate 🍽
Also the Genya and Gyomei catch up are coming eventually, I just don't hate that much time B4 school
Anyways.🙄
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