Rebirth of a Loser = TURN THE...

By funstoriestelling

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This is a rebirth story about a young man named Lan Boyi. He has lost everything and died tragically. He was... More

Introduction
Chapter 1 - Rebirth
Chapter 2 (His Foolish Self)
Chapter 3 (I am not alone anymore)
Chapter 4 (We are one family)
Chapter 5 (Grandparents Gift to Boyi)
Chapter 6 (Boyi, the Prince Charming)
Chapter 7 (Not April Fool Day)
Chapter 8 (The Young Patriarch)
Chapter 9 (Wei Zhan accepts marriage arrangement)
Chapter 10 (To each its own planning)
Chapter 11 (What's wrong with MacDonald)
Chapter 12 (McDonald Happy Meals)
Chapter 13 (Boyi feeds Wei Zhan)
Chapter 14 (Marriage Contract Signed)
Chapter 15 (Birthday Party at the Ho's)
Chapter 16 (Wei Zhan to the rescue)
Chapter 17 (You can also call me Zhan-ge)
Chapter 18 (My best birthday party)
Chapter 19 (This should be the right decision)
Chapter 20 (Naked Ghost)
Chapter 21 (Comfy Pajamas, SpongeBob SquarePants Underwear)
Chapter 22 (Fresh Start)
Chapter 23 (Boyi shares his recording with Wei Zhan)
Chapter 24 (Shopping fiasco)
Chapter 25 (Ice-Cream)
Chapter 26 (Are we fated?)
Chapter 27 (You are important too)
Chapter 28 (I will always be your supporter)
Chapter 29 (Mandarin Ducks playing in water)
Chapter 30 (Wei Zhan will help Boyi with L&M)
Chapter 31 (L&M - AGM)
Chapter 32 (I am here)
Chapter 33 (Boyi and Zhan are motivators)
Chapter 34 (I am here to help you to the end)
Chapter 35 (Wei Zhan's gift)
Chapter 36 (Wei Zhan is a show-off)
Chapter 37 (Boyi a thief?????)
Chapter 38 (Am I being teased?)
Chapter 39 (T-r-u-s-t)
Chapter 40 (Exclusive Interview)
Chapter 41 (The Assignment)
Chapter 42 (The Accusers)
Chapter 43 (Care for Boyi)
Chapter 44 (The mosquitoes sisters are stingy)
Chapter 45 (Chairman Wei)
Chapter 46 (Heart to Heart talk)
Chapter 47 (LOVE CONCOCTION)
Chapter 48 (The Sweet Concoction)
Chapter 49 (The Cheeky Matchmaker)
Chapter 50 (Twin?)
Chapter 51 (Troublemaker)
Chapter 52 (The many more good times together)
Chapter 53 (Dating in Style)
Chapter 54 (Not allowing others to eat Boyi's Tofu)
Chapter 55 (Zhan-ge, you are like my mentor)
Chapter 56 (Meeting Grandpa Wei)
Chapter 57 (Napping Together)
Chapter 58 (Grandpa's surprise)
Chapter 59 (Protective Wei Zhan)
Chapter 60 (Ice-cream and sleeplessness)
Chapter 61 (What a TOUGH NIGHT!!!!!)
Chapter 62 (You can only share things with me only)
Chapter 63 (Boyi's Vision)
Chapter 64 (Visiting the deceased parents)
Chapter 65 (Best groceries shopping ever.....)
Chapter 66 (Yes, I will love you forever)
Chapter 67 (Zhan-ge, you are a great comforter)
Chapter 68 (Is this Love?)
Chapter 69 (He is the Dreammaker)
Chapter 70 (It is all because of Little Boyi)
Chapter 71 (You are a brave boy)
Chapter 72 (Boyi deserves it)
Chapter 73 (Scene of a Happy Family)
Chapter 74 (This is the like I am talking about)
Chapter 75 (What is important is not the past but future)
Chapter 76 (Wei Zhan's possessiveness)
Chapter 77 (Wei Zhan feed Boyi)
Chapter 78 (Cast the net wide and catch them in one scoop)
Chapter 79 (Let's work hard together)
Chapter 80 (Grandpa's deal)
Chapter 81 (We will defeat them as a team)
Chapter 82 (The Battle)
Chapter 83 (Let's catch those bastards)
Chapter 84 (You both are such a destined couple)
Chapter 85 (Let the game begins)
Chapter 86 (A plan with no escape)
Chapter 87 (Marriage Certificate)
Chapter 88 (Everyone here is a family to me)
Chapter 90 (Wei Zhan is a baby when he is sick)
Chapter 91 (A shy Boyi is cute to death)
Chapter 92 (Family must be united and stand together)
Chapter 93 (Xiao Yi has been kidnapped)
Chapter 94 (Friends with the same enemy)
Chapter 95 (Xiao Yi is my bottom line)
Chapter 96 (Confession)
Chapter 97 (Wei Zhan is a vinegar jar)
Chapter 98 (The Hidden Truth)
Chapter 99 (Wei Zhan is a matchmaker)
Chapter 100 (Wei Hong and Tang Xiao Yan
Chapter 101 (Boyi is pregnant)
Chapter 102 (What happened?)
Chapter 103 (The shocking news)
Chapter 104 (Let's get the boy back)
Chapter 105 (Anything about Boyi, I love it)
Chapter 106 (Boyi's uniqueness)
Chapter 107 (My baby is amazing, carrying twins)
Chapter 108 (Desired Connections)
Chapter 109 (Taking care of Boyi)
Chapter 110 (unpredicted emotions of Boyi)
Chapter 111 (Boyi giving Birth)
Chapter 112 (Wei-Lan Wang and Wei-Lan Xian)
Chapter 113 (Taking good care of Boyi)
Chapter 114 (BY for Boyi)
Chapter 115 (Never underestimate the babies)
Chapter 116 (In America)
Chapter 117 (Reunion)
Chapter 118 (The Yan family)
Chapter 119 (Double rewards)
Chapter 120 (Boyi chooses family)
Chapter 121 (The Wedding - END)

Chapter 89 (A drunk Boyi is so damn cute)

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By funstoriestelling


Chapter 89 (A drunk Boyi is so damn cute)

Boyi saw that everyone is happily chatting and eating, and he suddenly let go of Wei Zhan and stands up like a zombie and clear his throat, Wei Zhan felt that he had something to speak and he claps his hands for everyone to pay attention to his baby.

Boyi is a little shy but he wanted those words in his heart to be outpoured because it is suffocating him

"I am very happy because everyone here is like a family to me," Boyi told them

Those that are eating stop, those that are chatting stop, the boy's words have made them all entwined and infused together, the emotions are complicated but touching, in this world when someone considers you like family, this would be the greatest reward.

Those who are eating stop eating, and those who are chatting stop chatting, those words that flow from the mouth of the little Boyi are way above everything, it is so touching that it makes make people cry and fill up the river and sea. However, today is a day of happiness, those other than happy tears do not want any other tears, especially in front of Wei Zhan.



Everyone put down their food and wants to go forward and hug their little 'Yi', the first one to move forward is Li Ning. Assistant PA is a man from the great Oxford University, he can choose to work anywhere although Wei Zhan gave him the best deal of the century. Money can be earned everywhere but with his also considered fast rapid brain other than his boss, Li Ning loves working for Wei Zhan because of the challenges. Also, he knew the boss through and through, he is indifferent on the face but there is a warmth that he had seen through all the charity works Wei Zhan had done in secret. Li Ning is so pleased that the boss has finally found someone he loves, not only did he find the person but he found a treasure. Looking at Boyi, although, looking so cute and innocent but the heart is above and beyond.

The young PA walks toward Boyi and almost forgot himself and wanted to give him a brother hug, but looking at the dark eyes of his boss, the arms didn't dare to stretch too widely but he just warmly shakes Boyi's hand.

"Thank you," Li Ning told Boyi.

After that, there seems to be a queue, where everyone queue behind Li Ning and starts to shake the young Boyi's small white hand, not only that, the face is full of admiration and affection, like an elderly looking at a kid that knows manner and filial piety, very pleasing to the eyes of all those who assumed the role of elders.

Thus, most of them shake their hand Boyi and only Lam dares to pat his head of course they also shake the boss's hand and offered another round of congratulatory words

"Congratulations"

Wei Zhan was proud of his cute boy that even his chest could be seen puffing out a lot more than usual and accepted all congratulatory handshakes with pride in his bones.

The night was really lively and everyone is at ease after a few drinks of alcohol. Alcohol seems to boost the bones and makes people brave in all area, those that often tremble in front of Wei Zhan seems to lose that kind of emotions as they are all masked up by the alcohol and lost some sense of thought and so they are like having drinks with family, laughing and chatting casually seems like the norm in the party.

Boyi is the youngest and so Wei Zhan is relatively protective over him and ordered the little Boyi not to drink alcohol.



However, Boyi has been infected by the cheering and laughing that when his eyes saw a glass of alcohol that seems to be laughing and inviting him, his hands begin to itch. When Wei Zhan was talking away to the others, the boy look dazzling at the alcohol and in his inner voice he could hear the voice calling "Drink Me" and "I am good".

Boyi wanted to shake away but the joyous mood had moved his heart implicitly, he has been a waste in his last life and drinking like a mad person, like there is no tomorrow. However, right now, he knows that this is a different kind of drinking, he is celebrating joy and happiness. In his last life, he is drinking because he is soaking in the darkness and was lonely.

The cute boy took a half glass of alcohol and he pop into his mouth and he could feel some bitterness and then some sweetness. With his pale white skin, he immediately turns pink and his eyes are misty, he holds onto the table and wonders why is everything shaking.

Although Boyi used to drink in his last life he can never be a good drinker, some are born drinker and some are not, Boyi is one of the later.

Thus, Boyi holds onto the table and looks around, he saw many heads but now to his blurry vision, they are looks like floating balls.

Suddenly, Boyi wants to play with balls and so he looks around, the balls (head) seems to be of different sizes, and also with his blurred vision, he saw some balls have spiky hair. It all seems complex and complicated, however, the urge to play with the balls suddenly emerges, and it seems hard to control, even though his hand is not shaking and itching.

Boyi seems to find the ball quite tall, however, it is still within his reach, so the boy suddenly wanted to hit the ball, so his hand stretches out and he hit the ball.

There was a reaction and a voice

"Ouch...." the ball has sound, making the confused and half-drunk Boyi more confused, suddenly, he wanted to catch the ball, so he stretched both his hands to hold onto the ball and he looks at it and asks confusedly

"Why are you making sound, you are a ball" Boyi holds onto the ball, the ball is the head of his good friend Jinho.

Jinho immediately knows that Boyi is drunk and so he shouted

"Who gave Boyi alcohol, ahhhh....." Jinho shouted.

Boyi looks at the ball and got annoyed and he scolded the ball

"Why are you so nosy, ball?"

"Can you be a good ball?" Boyi wanted to rub the ball, so his hand is now on his face of Jinho and rubbing his nose and mouth. However, Boyi is pressing on his nose and so it is hard to breathe he shouted

"Shit!" Jinho shouted

"Get him off me" Jinho shouted.



Wei Zhan was talking to his buddies and so when he heard the commotion, he hurriedly comes forward. He let Boyi plays with his friends, they are after all, classmates and schoolmates and of the same interest, while his group are mainly rich second generation and in their mid-twenties and their topics are mainly businesses.

Boyi was annoyed by the ball who can talk and shouted, so he grabs harder and screams

"Naughty ball, why you become so naughty" the boy pouted his lip and he is trying hard to grab Jinho's head and Jinho is trying to get off the grab, so there is now a scene of pull and push.

Suddenly, Boyi let go and because of both of them pulling and pushing, poor Jinho almost hit his head on the sofa, however, he was lucky enough to miss it.

However, the one that let off the ball was suddenly opening their mouth and started to cry

"Woowoo.....my ball becomes weird and it is talking and didn't even want me" Boyi started to cry and his tear flowed like river.

Wei Zhan came and hugs him and he let him into his chest, he now knows that his baby is drunk, and he looks at Jinho with an apologetic look.

Jinho of course understands, after all, Boyi is more like a little brother to him, so he told Wei Zhan

"Ge, Xiao Yi is drunk" then Jinho frowns a lot

Sung Poh and Tung Poh as well as Wenyi came and they looks at Boyi with amazement and then looks at Jinho

"Yiyi drunk eh," they ask Jinho

"So your head is now a ball" they laugh out loud, the laughter seems to have to waken up a little beast, suddenly Boyi stops crying and wailing.

He turns to his buddies and smiles with a sweet laughter

"Ahhhh......all my balls are here," Boyi told Wei Zhan with his misty eyes.

So, Boyi stretches out his hand and hit the four heads in front of him, of course, all of the shouted

"Ooch"

"Ooch"

"Ooch"

"Ooch"

Suddenly, Boyi panic and he looks at Wei Zhan as if he recognized and then not recognised the person and he asks cutely

"The four balls are friends?" Boy asks Wei Zhan cutely.

By now, all are surrounding Boyi, and looking at his cute look, all of them wanted to laugh like crazy but they restrain like hell.

However, a loud bursting laughing emerges and everyone turns to see grandpa Wei laughing and giggling away

"The drunk Boyi is so cute," grandpa Wei told everyone

Everyone looks at Boyi and agreed, even his four friends that have been beaten were not angry at all, they rub their sore heads but they are also joining in the fun and laughed.

Boyi doesn't like them to laugh and so he suddenly stops and burps a little, everyone suddenly stops, and a bowl was in front of Boyi, thinking that he might vomit.

Wei Zhan, I still hugging his baby, he wasn't ignored or offended by Boyi but still he wonders who gave Boyi alcohol.

His eyes were trying to detect the person, however, everyone knew the big boss and they are looking at him and speaking

"I didn't give him alcohol"

"Me too", some even gestured with their hands worrying that they were being misunderstood.

And it was repeated many times, however, grandpa speaks,

"Xiao Yi picks up the glass and drinks himself," grandpa told Wei Zhan as he saw Boyi looking at the glass of alcohol with interest.

Grandpa is still immersed in a happy mood and he told them

"He is not good at drinking, still very young," grandpa told them.

However, suddenly the drunkard baby seems to be awake and shouted

"Balls, I want to play balls" and then he stretches out his hands and tries to hit the ball, which is of course the head of those people.

The natural defense that everyone has is to shift away and avoid being hit, no one wants to be a human "ball ", so they all moved away from being hit.

The cute boy seems angry and he lightly and seductively looks at Wei Zhan

"I want the ball" Boyi gives a pout and a puppy look at Wei Zhan making the young heir feel soft and tender everywhere.

"Xiao Yi, they are not balls but human heads" Wei Zhan had no choice but to tell his cute baby.



Everyone just burst into laughter because the boy is really cute to death, he pouts and pouts and then looks at them and pointed to everyone

"Are you all are heads and not balls?" Boyi asks cutely.

The group is now enjoying Boyi so much that they all crowd around him and nod their heads.

"Yes, we are not the ball"

"We are the heads"

All of sudden, the young boy tried to stand up straight, and then he did a 90-degree bow to all of them

"Sorry!" Boyi bows to everyone and gives a soft word.

Everyone looks at the cute boy, who despite being drunk, the boy's inner and true character is just so gentled and well mannered, of course, no one ever has the heart to get angry with him in fact, they all love him more and more.

Suddenly, Boyi looks at all of them and puffs up his cheek and he starts to blow bubbles like a baby, and then he fell onto Wei Zhan's chest, who is ever ready to support him tightly.

"boo...boo...boo" Boyi blowing his bobbles.

The cute boy now has a bulging cheek and then he looks at everyone and he told them

"Swim away," Boyi told them and then he stretches his hand and starts to blow bubbles and swim forward only with his motion as Wei Zhan is holding onto his waist tightly, truly afraid that his baby will fall off and hurt himself.

The young heir then asks him

"Xiao Yi" very gently Wei Zhan called him

Boyi turns and he blows bubbles to Wei Zhan and spits out some salvia onto the young heir's face, this was so shocking that everyone was worried that the young heir will be angry.

However, the young heir seems to be peaceful and calm and even didn't want to wipe off that salvia on his face.

"What are you doing?" Wei Zhan asks with his gentle voice.

Boyi looks at him with a face of aggrieved and told him

"I can't move forward, someone is holding me back," Boyi told Wei Zhan

Wei Zhan and the others are looking at the boy blowing bubbles and swimming and looking quite like a fish.

So, the young heir asks him

"What are you Boyi?" Wei Zhan asks the young boy

Boyi rolls his eyes and looks at Wei Zhan with a little anger

"Xiao Yu, I am a Xiao Yu (small fish)" Boyi answered Wei Zhan

Even then, Boyi looks at Wei Zhan and he even flicked his head a little

"You just call me Xiao Yu, why are you asking me?"

"Silly!" Boyi pouts and now he is still swimming and puffing and breathing through his mouth like a little fish, making everyone laugh like no tomorrow.

Some of Wei Zhan's friend is so happy that they slap their thigh and talk among themselves

"If this little Boyi drunkard state is so cute"

"Then maybe should get him drunk more often"

"So cute"

They were all talking among themselves and Wei Zhan looks at his cute baby blowing bubbles and then trying to swim, is fulfilled by what his friends are saying.

However, looking at Boyi, who is a little tired, so he told them

"I will bring him up to sleep," Wei Zhan told them

Everyone also agreed and as it is getting late, it is time to go, every great celebration has to come to an end, and tonight was such a great night of dancing, food, and great purposes. Their good friends get their marriage certificates to certify the legal union.

"Bring him up to sleep," Wei Zhan's friend told Wei Zhan

"Take good care of him," another friend told Wei Zhan and pats his shoulder

Suddenly, an unexpected old man shouted

"Don't be naughty or do any nasty thing to little Boyi" grandpa giggles like a kid.



Now, this makes every roar with laughter, even though Wei Zhan's friends have known him for a long time but they knew his temper, his subordinates and Boyi's friends are a little afraid of him and so no one dares to joke around like this. Only the great and almighty grandpa that Wei Zhan cannot reproach or refute and so this is funny.

Wei Zhan felt his hair are all standing and exploding and so he looks at his grandfather and then he told him with a gentle and teasing tone

"Dirty Brain" Wei Zhan rolls his eyes and looks at his grandpa.

Grandpa Wei doesn't seem to be angry but he is still proud and he told Wei Zhan

"It is not that I don't trust you but........"

"A drunk Boyi is so damn cute"

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