Friday, 11:00 A.M.
Me:
Are you alive??
Hoseok:
Yep.
Just too lazy to respond coz
am dead inside.
Me:
Oh wow.
May I ask the reason
Hoseok:
I have been working
since past night.
Me:
You haven't slept???
Wtf?!
Just go and sleep.
Hoseok:
Looks like you care.
Me:
I obviously do you dumbass bitch.
Hoseok:
Language!!
Me:
Hoseok:
Block you.
Me:
I think u just need sleep.
Hoseok:
Well I guess I do.
Me:
I won't disturb you then.
Hoseok:
No. It's okay.
I can talk for ... Uk like for a while.
Me:
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Hoseok:
Stop it.
I am going then.
Me:
Oh okay. Sorry.
Don't go.
So guess where I am?
Hoseok:
On my nerves!
Me:
Hoseok:
What the hell!!
I am not reading that much for a meme.
Me:
Hoseok:
Stop sending memes!!!
Me:
Thats the benefit of a chat!
You boring jackass.
Hoseok:
Ykw? I am going.
Me:
Hoseok:
...
Me:
Okay sorry.
So, getting back you know
where I am?
Hoseok:
How can I?
Am I a magician?
Me:
Hoseok:
You really aren't stopping this?!
Me:
I am at the police station.
Hoseok:
You robbed another man
Lol.
Me:
No.
Hoseok:
Well u were joking right?
Me:
No.
Hoseok:
Haha lol
Me:
Hoseok:
So. You are at a ps?
Me:
Yes.
Hoseok:
Why???
Me:
I almost killed my boss.
Hoseok:
Ouch
Thats violent.
Why did you?
Me:
So, yesterday, I kinda had to
leave work cause of Taejoon's
accident.
Today my department head
called for me and I reasoned my
absence.
But he said that he cannot take
that response and asked me
to file a resignation.
How can he? I am the strongest
asset of the company!!
Hoseok:
Oh dude, I guess my money
went to charity.
Me:
Hoseok:
I was trying to joke!!
Me:
Don't ever.
Hoseok:
Lol sorry.
So, you just beat him up for that.
Me:
No.
As I was protesting, he said
he was ready to give me a
chance but on certain
conditions.
Hoseok:
Oh. He is a nice man.
Me:
Duh!
So, the condition was sex and
he kinda tried to force me into
it, that makes it attempt to rape.
So yeah, I almost killed
him till some people
stopped me from doing so.
Hoseok:
Oh fuck!
You should have killed him!
Me:
This is the kind of quality
advice I was looking for.
Lol.
Hoseok:
You are so chill rn, I am
more freaked out than you.
Me:
PeRkS
Well, Tj has filed a case and
I am sure he will win the case.
he is pretty much skilled.
Hoseok:
Is that what you are thinking about?
Me:
That weak ass jerk didn't even get
to lay a finger on me and is now
in the ICU....
So yeah, the case is the only thing
I am worried about.
Hoseok:
Well um. Still.
Me:
I thought this was funny.
You seem tensed instead.
Hoseok:
How is this funny?
Me:
Its not?
Hoseok:
You are dumb!
Me:
No I am cute.
Hoseok:
What?
Me:
Hoseok:
Heyyy?!
Whats up with you seriously?
This is NOT funny.
Stop belittling yourself.
Me:
Facts need to be stated.
And am okay with it somehow.
Hoseok:
Wtf is wrong with you?
Me:
I am completely fine bro.
Don't worry.
I am not falling in love. Lmao.
Hoseok:
You should fall in love with yourself.
Me:
I can't even fall asleep.
Hoseok:
You are so negative.
That ain't right.
Me:
Life's too short to do right or wrong.
Just accept yourself and move on!
Hoseok:
Accepting yourself includes
loving yourself.
You are getting the concept wrong.
Me:
I love myself.
Hoseok:
Huh? You do?
Doesn't seem like that to me.
Me:
I just have a self depreciating humour.
Hoseok:
Oh.
Are you sure?
Me:
You accept it or not
You do care for me
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Arghhh!! Not again!
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