Monday, 7:00 A.M.
Me:
I am really sorry.
I mistook you for my best friend.
Unknown:
At least you know.
Me:
You could have just blocked me.
Sorry.
Unknown:
I can't just block people like
that. It seems rude.
And, its okay.
Me:
Wow. You seem like a nice person
Unknown:
Well Thanks. I guess.
Me:
We can be friends?
Unknown:
No.
Me:
I take back what I said earlier.
Unknown:
...
Me:
But seriously, why??
Unknown:
Because I don't know you and
you don't know me.
Me:
Name : Kim Y/N
Age : 25
Residence : Gwangju
Unknown:
I never asked.
Me:
Your turn.
Unknown:
No.
Me:
Why?? I told you mine. Its your turn.
Unknown:
I am busy.
Bye.
Me:
Unknown:
You are annoying.
Stop texting me or I have to block you.
Me:
Unknown:
Whatever. You know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Me:
Lol I don't know.
How?
Hello?
How?
Oh...
Tuesday, 3:00 A.M.
Me:
Dude, what if Cinderella was
a baking slave instead of
a cleaning slave and her name
was mozzarella?
Unknown:
Don't ever text me again.
Me:
Unknown:
Lol
But its 3, shouldn't you be asleep?
Me:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I should be doing a lot of things.
I live to disappoint.
Unknown:
Lmao 🤣
Me:
Wow. You are actually texting me.
As a normal person.
Unknown:
Just regretting it.
Me:
Unknown:
Literally, you use memes after
every second sentence?
Me:
Yeah because I am humourous.
Nice.
Unknown:
Did you just "nice" your own joke?
Me:
Yeah. You would too, if you could joke.
Nice.
Unknown:
Can you stop this?
Me:
Bro u r no fun.
Unknown:
Then don't text me.
Me:
That I am afraid I can't.
But, why are you not sleeping?
Unknown:
Am working.
Me:
What kind of work requires you to
stay awake at this hour?
Are you sure, you are working?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Heyyy
Reply....
Okay sorry...
Seen
Bro....
Well okay!!
Bye.