Five: italics
y/n: bold
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five.
five.
FIVE OMFG ANSWER.
What now, dork?
im cold:(
Okay?
What do you expect me to do about it?
get your ass over here ofc.
Just light some of your candles, you already have a massive collection.
i cant just light my candles
otherwise the wicks will go all ashy and black and ugly:/
Fine.
fine what?
Just let me in, it's cold out here.
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Good morning my love:)
five are you feeling okay?
Yes, why do you ask?
when have you ever texted me good morning?💀
Maybe I'm just in a good mood today?
weird.
Fine, maybe I just won't text you good morning anymore if that's how you're gonna be.
that's better:)
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FIVEEEE
What.
guess what.
y/n you know I hate playing this game.
well thats too damn bad.
now guess.
GUESSSS🔫
Just tell me, I'm taking time off work for this.
UGH FINE.
im at the mall with klaus so you get to have a shopping haul later:))
What time will you be back?
uhhh, idk in another four hours maybe.
Fuck.
I finish work in three, can I pick you up when I finish?
awww, are you that excited to see what i got:)
No, I'm only excited to see that cute little grin you always do when you show me
aw five thats so sweet<3
Yeah don't rub it in.
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Love.
Could you do me a super huge favour?
ofc darling
Could you bring me up a coffee?
whats the magic word??
Please?:)
well done you get extra points for adding a smiley face.
i'll bring you one asap<3
Thank you pretty girl.
do you want a hug as well?
Is that even a question?
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I'm bored.
Entertain me.
tf am i? a clown?
No, you're my girlfriend, stupid.
ah yes.
my bad.
ANYWHO, WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT??
Sure:)
so basically.
everything was normal yk, i didnt even know it was a dream at first.
and then
i picked up my phone and like there was water coming out of the charger hole.
so ofc my first thought was "wtf is happening"
AND THEN
MY PHONE STARTS GOING FUCKING FLOPPY.
NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED IN MY LIFE.
(a/n i actually had a dream abt this last night)
You're very strange, you know that?
yes thats why you love me duh
Fair enough.
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can we put the christmas tree up yet.
y/n.
It's october.
okay? and your point it?
Darling, I love you but there is no way I'm walking around the house looking at christmas directions in OCTOBER.
COME ON PLEASEEEE
No.
ugh fine.
what about in november
I'll think about it.
YAY THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
You better.
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come back to bed pls.
i literally left for two seconds just so i could get you coffee how did you notice i was gone
because im cold and you were keeping me warm.
forget the coffee i still wanna sleep.
just come back to beddddddd
look at you going all soft on me;)
shut up and cuddle me.
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wyd.
?
oh yeah my bad
it means "what you doing"
I'm sitting right next to you y/n...
oh yeah.
well in my defence this family meeting is really boring and i dont wanna frazzle luther up and then he goes full dad mode on me
Fair enough.
You're right, the meeting is bullshit anyway.
Should we just escape and cuddle upstairs?
we most certainly should
Grab onto my arm so I can blink us upstairs<3
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im sorry but i love when five has the "i only tolerate you bc i love you" vibes<33
how you would you like to meet my amazing older brother?
good ol james
🐌🦋🍱🧸🐛
ISNT THE MOON BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT😡🔪
-Liv/Mama Steve🦶‼️