𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 & 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 (𝗔.𝗚~𝗙.𝗛)

🥂|𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸|🥂

~🥂~

y/n Pov:

I had been feeling really bored lately. I don't know, just been feeling really tired and empty these last few days, so I thought that I might feel better after a night out with my friends.

Five didn't mind at all, he just requested that I don't get too drunk and to get home at a reasonable time.

Because last time I came home at 5 in the morning and I ended up laying in a pool of my own vomit.

So, I kissed Five goodbye before I left the academy at 9pm, and hopped into my taxi.

I was actually really excited to finally let go and relieve some stress.

~🥂~

Five's pov:

y/n had only been out for an hour and I was already starting to miss her.

Ideally, I kind of wanted her to stay in tonight; I was quite looking forward to cuddling her all night again, but I'm not one of those controlling crazy boyfriends so I obviously let her go out.

I had also noticed her being a little stir-crazy lately, so in a way, I was sorta glad she went out. I knew that she was gonna be in a good mood for the rest of the week.

I sighed heavily as I tried to think of something that would keep me entertained while y/n wasn't here. That was when I realised that spending time with her was the only thing that didn't bore me.

I yawned as I still tried to think of some stuff to do, when Klaus suddenly came prancing into the room, clearly high as fuck again.

"Oh hey Fivey," He said taking the cigarette out his mouth as he sat down opposite me.
"Don't call me that," I said sternly. Only y/n was allowed to call me that.

"oKaYyy keep your pants on," He slurred while giggling. I returned his childishness with a roll of my eyes.

"So where's y/n anyway?" He asked me.
"She's out," I replied simply.
"Out where?" He asked and sat up in interest.
"With her friends."
"You mean at a nightclub?"
"Yeah I guess," I told him.
"Which one?" He asked, whilst standing up, putting his cigarette out on the chair and putting his shoes on.
"The one in town, why?" I answered.
"Are you kidding? Partying with y/n is the best! I'll be back later," He said, then I heard the front door open and shut close, causing me to let out a sigh as I rubbed my face tiredly.

At least Klaus was there to look after her I suppose. But now that I come to think of it, Klaus couldn't protect her from a damn spider. All he would do was get her seriously drunk and high. Great.

I was contemplating on wether or not to go to the club and keep an eye on her, but I didn't want to look overly obsessive and clingy. I also didn't want it to seem like I didn't trust her, when I did.

So, I decided I would just wait here until she got back.

And, I even managed to pass the time a bit by watching some of my favourite horror movies.

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The time was edging close to 3am, but
y/n and Klaus still haven't shown up. And I still haven't slept.

I stayed up, wide awake in the living room, hoping that would come stumbling through the door any minute now.

But no.

Instead, I did get a call from y/n, and I answered it almost immediately.
"y/n? Are you okay? When are you coming home?" I asked hurriedly.

All I could hear was her giggling on the phone, and then some background noise from Klaus.

"y/n?" I repeated myself to try and get her attention.
"hM? oH yEAh cAn You CoMe piCk uS up PleAsEEEe?" She slurred. I giggled slightly at how adorable her drunk voice was, then told her I'd be there in a minute.

I exhaled whilst rubbing my eyes tiredly and grabbing the car keys. I also took my coat just before I left, in case y/n got cold.

I went into the car and started it up, then drove off to the night club she was at. The things I do for her, I swear to god.

I pulled up outside the club, only to see
y/n laying on the sidewalk, laughing like an idiot while Klaus staggered around and was laughing hysterically as well.

I rolled my eyes at sight then got out the car and walked straight over to them.
"hEeY LiL brOoO, arE yOu comIng to partAy with uSss?" Klaus asked while putting his hand on my shoulder.
"No, I'm here to take you home," I replied bluntly, pushing his arm off my shoulder and leaning down to pick y/n up.

She gasped as she saw me, then held her arms our for me.
"fIveY WivEy mY herOoOo!" She squealed randomly as I carefully picked her up bridal style.
"Klaus go get in the car."
"you canT mAke mE!"
All I had to do was send him one of my signature death glares and he started staggering over to the car within an instant.
"OkAy fIne dAD whAtevEr!"

I ignored him, then walked over to car myself, smiling softly at y/n when I heard her snore and saw her fast asleep.

I managed to open the door to the passenger seat and carefully put her in the car, being sure to be extra gentle so I wouldn't wake her up. I put her seatbelt on for her, then watched as she stirred a bit in her sleep, rubbing her bare arms up and down as she was cold.

So, I grabbed my coat and softly placed it on top of her as a blanket, smiling then quietly closing the door and walking round to my side of the car.

"Klaus, is your seatbelt on?" I asked him as I started putting mine on and turned on the car.
"whAt are sEAtbeLts?"

I sighed, rolled my eyes, then unbuckled my seatbelt and turned around in my chair to find him sprawled out across the backseat.
"Right, sit up properly in your seat and put on your damn seatbelt before I have to do it myself!" I yelled at him.
"whAts goIng oN?" I heard y/n ask tiredly.

I quickly looked at her and mumbled a quiet 'shit'
"Nothing darling, don't worry, just go back to sleep," I whispered to her, kissing her forehead. She just nodded in reply, and squinted while rubbing her eyes and look around.

Meanwhile, Klaus still remained how he was, so I scoffed, then blinked outside the car so I could open his back door, sit him up, and put his seatbelt on. I noticed that he had completely passed out too, no matter how many times I patted his face.

I just let him be, then got back into my seat, driving off.
"sEaTbeLt!" y/n yelled at me, noticing that I didn't have mine on anymore.
"Okay not right now-"
"well itS a bIt hYpocRitiCal oF you to mOan at mE for puttIng mY sEatbElt on and YoU doNt evEn wEar yoUrs!" She nagged at me, just about being able to get her words out.

I had to chuckle at how drunk she was, but she was still right. I drove a little slower so I could put my seatbelt on, making her give me an extra wide smile.

I continued driving, in an eery silence, until y/n suddenly turned on the radio and cranked the volume on full when she realised it was 'I Love It' by Icona Pop (honestly that song was the highlight of my childhood and it holds such good energy)

"OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!" She gasped excitedly.
"KLAUS WAKE YOUR DUMB ASS UP FOR FUCK SAKe!" She then screamed at him, taking off one of her shoes and throwing it at him.

He woke up all of a sudden and was about to complain about how he had just had a high heel thrown at his head, when he too realised what song it was.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD SCREAM THEM LYRICS BESTIe!" Klaus yelled back, causing me to sigh heavily and try to drive a little faster so I could just get them home already.

"I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONEEE~ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE I WATCHED I LET IT BURNNN~ I THREW YOURSELF INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRSSSS~ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE, I DONT CAREEE~ I LOVE ITTT~!" They both sang in sync, very very loudly.

They started dancing as much as they could at the chorus, all though they struggled considerably as they were obviously sitting in a car.

I was starting to get a headache, but I honestly didn't have the energy to yell at them to keep it down, so I just clutched the steering wheel handle and sighed of frustration. Plus I don't think I could bring myself to yell at y/n, not when she's clearly having so much fun.

So, I just dealt with their singing and dancing until we (Finally) got home.

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Gosh, what a day. (Harvey price is that you??)

By the time I had taken Klaus to his room, then come back so I could safely carry y/n back to ours, it was coming up to 5am and I was beyond exhausted.

It was even more hard work because I had to blink Klaus to his room, resulting in him almost throwing up on himself because he wasn't used to the feeling, and because he was absolutely shit-faced.

I managed to give him a bowl at the last second, and blink out of there before I saw too much vomit. I'm not too fussed by vomit, but only when it's mine and y/n's. Any one else's is vile to me.

Anyways, y/n was still pretty difficult to get out the car. I didn't want to blink her back to our room, only because I knew she would throw up too. Usually she's fine by it, but I knew it would be too risky to do considering how drunk she is.

She kept fussing whenever I tried to pick her up, whining and saying that she wanted to stay in the car because of the music. So, I promised her we could play even louder music when we got back to our room. Did I mean it? No. Not at all. But she doesn't need to know that.

All the same, that seemed to spark her attention, meaning I could finally carry her and walk back to our room. As expected, she kept booping my nose and pinching my cheeks. She even tried pulling me in to make out with her a few times, but I simply told her that we'll definitely make out tomorrow. Did I mean it? Yes I most certainly did.

Eventually we got back to my room, and I could tell she was getting pretty sleepy too. Which actually made it easier for me to change her into fresh pyjamas, wipe off her makeup, and tuck her up into bed.

"FivEy i'M colD, comE cUddle mEeee," She whined, reaching her arms out for me desperately while I was still getting into my pyjamas.
"I'll be right there love, just give me a minute," I told her patiently, squinting my eyes because of how tired I was.

I soon climbed into bed next to her, and let her snuggle up to me until she was comfortable, before I hugged her close to me as if she was my teddy bear (candice and poco come thruuu). I fell asleep instantly, as did y/n; I don't know about Klaus though, but still, I'm sure Diego will help him out or something.

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drunk y/n is so iconic o my.

ALSO I FUCKING START SCHOOL TOMORROW HOW DID SUMMER GO BY SO QUICKLY?! now i actually have to get sleep and wake up early😟

anywayyyy heres our favourite family:
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well would you look at that. joe and deez are on a date while lizzy the lizard baby sits candice and pocoooo:))
i will never stop giving them an interesting story, as god as my witness.

^i dont know what this is, i just found it whilst trying to clear some storage😍

isnt the moon beautiful tonight😡

-Liv/Mama Steve🦶‼️