Saturday, 9:00 P.M.
Call : +8xxxxxxxxxx
Yes/No
Me:
[Dude, my life sucks.]
[Who is this?]
[The only clothes that I have are pants, I work at a fast food restaurant, my only co worker makes fun of me all day but I cant tell my boss because he would just
Cut my already sucky pay and my best friend is an irritating kid. You wanna know what the worst part is?!]
[Uhh... Okay?]
[I live in a pineapple under the sea.]
[So, you're SpongeBob I suppose?]
[How did you know creep?]
[Get lost.]
[How rude.]
[Who are you? And how did you got this number?]
[I am SpongeBob!]
[Do I know you?]
[If you are Patrick or Squidward.]:
[That I am not.
So, bye.]
[Hey, wait.
I wanna talk to you.]
[Who are you?]
[Why did the chicken cross the road?]
[Seriously?]
[To go to rude monster's house!]
[...What? I did not understand.]
[Knock Knock]
[Who's there?]
[Chicken.]
[Why am I even doing this?]
[hehe *burp* you seem like God
Am I really in heaven?]
[Wait what? You are drunk, girl.]
[Yeah. And I feel sooooo good]
[Bye]
[Wait... I am scared... Don't leave me]
[huh? how did you go from all bubbly to all sad?]
[*cries*]
[Girl, look, you're drunk. Call someone who can help you there. And also stop disturbing me if I don't know you.]
[What will happens to my brother *sniffle* if I die?]
[what what what?]
[*cries* I am scared]
[Hey hey, calm down. Ahh... where am I stuck?]
[Don't leave me. I am scar-]
Call ended
[hello?]
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