Shawn: what did you guys dress up as for Halloween?
Jack: I dunno yet.
Wally: I'm a vampire
Shawn: why a vampire?
Wally: I'm attracted to necks, Jack c'mere!
Jack: *runs* NOOOPE!
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Shawn: If you think about it, Snowmen are vampires.
Grant: How the hell does that work?
Shawn: They can't be in the sun, they're very pale, and they don't eat food.
Grant: ...
Grant: Stop
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My brother's middle name is Jay. So all of my family is having lunch, and he just says: "is my middle name spelled g-a-y, or just J?"
And I swear to god I have never laughed so hard. I'm sorry I haven't gotten the next chapter of any book out yet, I'm just completely lost with motivation, and I'm also working on this thing that I'll tell y'all about later.