a/n: im gonna be using euro instead of pounds cos it's easier for me to calculate. also tax doesnt exsist anywhere in this book. corona does exist, its just not peaking.
TW: MENTION OF KILLING (not genuine murder but i thought i should include the warning)
"TUBBO?!" i heard b/n scream downstairs. "thats for me!" i called back. i grabbed my wallet, shoved it in my pocket, and ran downstairs.
"i could get used to this," b/n beamed. i rolled my eyes at him and have tubbo a hug. "how'd you manage to get away from tommy on christmas?" i asked. "he isnt awake yet," tubbo replied.
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"I AM BUYING THIS FOR YOU!" i argued with tubbo. i found a giant bee plushie for €40 but he wouldnt let me get it for him because it was too expensive. i grabbed the plushie, ran to the counter, and threw €40 at the cashier. "HURRY AND LET ME PAY FOR THIS," i shouted at the cashier.
tubbo came up behind me and wrapped me in a hug. "thank you," he smiled. i smiled and replied "no problem-" "TUBBO?!"
"oh fuck," i groaned. i slowly turned towards the door of the shop. "go home child," i said sternly. "NO! I REFUSE!" tommy screamed. "im really sorry about him," i said to the cashier as i took the bee plush off the counter.
"tommy we're dropping you off at your house," i said as i grabbed his arm. "WHAT- YOU CANT DO THAT! IM A BIG MAN! I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS!" tommy screamed in the middle of the mall. i picked up my pace as i dragged him out of the mall.
as tommy was throwing his fit i felt a tap on my shoulder. i knew it wasnt tubbo because i was a bit taller than him and the tap came from above. i assumed it was a security guard and apologized, "im very sorry about him sir. we were just leaving."
"oh, i was going to offer to carry the little gremlin to your car," the man said. "WILBUR!" tubbo yelled and gave the man a hug. i stood there awkwardly, still holding tommy. "tubbo, let go so i can carry tommy to her car," wilbur laughed. "i have no idea who you are, but as long as you can deal with the gremlin go ahead," i giggled.
wilbur threw tommy over his shoulder and starting walking. "PUT ME DOWN! WILBUR PUT ME DOWN NOW!" tommy screamed. i laughed and lead wilbur to my car. "SHOTGUN!" tommy screamed. "awww i wanted shotgun," tubbo pouted. "tubbo gets shotgun," i stated.
tommy was about to throw another fit when wilbur whispered something to him and he turned pale and shut up.
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"we're here," i said to tommy. he nodded his head and ran into the house. "what did you say to him?" i asked wilbur. "i told him id kill vikkstar if he didnt shut up."
i laughed and pulled out of the driveway. "where should i drop you off?" i asked wilbur. "im staying at an airbnb with some friends nearby," he said. i pulled up the directions on my phone and started driving. it only took about 5 minutes.
"it was nice meeting you! if you ever need help with tommy just call me," wilbur said and got out of the car.
"where to next?" i asked tubbo. "i have no clue," tubbo replied. "i guess i'll just drive around until we find something to do," i decided.
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"y/n! look!" tubbo cheered. i looked out his window and saw a chain link fence with barbed wire on the top. on the other side of it was a beautiful field of flowers. although it was quite chilly, i decided it wouldn't do us any harm.
i parked the car on the side of the road and climbed on top. "wh- y/n why are you on top of the car?" tubbo asked, clearly confused.
"we need to get over the fence somehow," i replied calmly as i pulled myself on top of a shed against the fence. tubbo climbed on top of the car and i grabbed his hand to help him on top of the shed. he hopped down into the field and i attempted to follow his lead.
TW: INJURY
"SHIT!" i shouted. i had rolled my ankle when i jumped down. tubbo turned around and asked, "are you alright?" i nodded and began to walk into the field. i was wincing and i had a visible limp, but i figured it was nothing some ice couldn't fix later.
TW OVER
i sat down in the middle of the field and just as i was about to take a picture it started to snow. "it's a christmas miracle y/n!" tubbo exclaimed.
"it is, isn't it?" i smiled sadly, remembering my friends in america. i tried to shake the thought of it by looking at instagram. of course, fate didn't want me to be happy and i immediately saw a picture of my friends.
@burning.ashes
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ash christmas with the girls
@emmaisasimp wtf why do i look so disproportioned
➡ @carlyisntdeadyet bc u r bitch
@teaganisblue not even gonna bring up the christmas tree falling on me
➡ @bellabee but you just did?
➡ @teaganisblue ur too clueless and wholesome it scares me
@gabriellacrystall you can barely see my face wtf who took this picture
➡ @carlyisntdeadyet thank god we cant </3
➡ @burning.ashes why tf arent you asleep child
@kenzies.okay hello my fellow americans
➡ @carlyisntdeadyet first u dont invite me then u forget about y/n
➡ @kenzies.okay wdym i forgot about y/n
➡ @carlyisntdeadyet WTF BRO SHE LIVES IN THE U.K. NOW
➡ @kenzies.okay oh
@bellabee awhh the knees on my leggings are worn i just noticed :c
➡ @emmaisasimp wholesome moment
➡ @teaganfeelsblue wholesome moment
➡ @burning.ashes wholesome moment
➡ @gabriellacrystall wholesome moment
➡ @kenzies.okay wholesome moment
➡ @imnotafuckingbird wholesome moment
➡ @carlyisntdeadyet wholesome moment
@imnotafuckingbird ayee big brain moment check dms @burning.ashes
➡ @burning.ashes IM NOT RICH DUMBASS
➡ @imnotafuckingbird yea but atleast you have money
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i sighed and turned to tubbo. "wanna take a picture together? i have a tripod for my phone back in the car," i asked him. "sure! i'll go get it," he smiled.
after a lot of screaming and laughing, he managed to get to the car and back. as he set up the tripod, i wondered if my american friends missed me.
"ready!" he called. i limped over and set up my phone. i put the timer on 35 seconds so we had plenty of time and went to where tubbo was on the field.
@y/u/n (your username)
(i couldnt find any with a boy and a girl)
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y/n merry christmas everyone <3 @tubbolive
@burning.ashes first that tommy dude and now some guy named tubbo
➡ @y/u/n HOLY SHIT BRO WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
➡ @burning.ashes keep telling yourself that hon
@wilbursoot where are my tommy removal credits
➡ @tommyinnit no comment
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"today was fun," tubbo beamed as we got in the car. "i know! we should bring the child along next time," i smiled.
"what if me, you, tommy, and wilbur all hung out tomorrow?" tubbo suggested excitedly. "that's a great idea!" i agreed. "hey, what's your number? i need it to make a group with everyone," tubbo asked. "it's ***-***-****," i replied.
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"y/n! i finished the video to embarrass tommy!" b/n exclaimed as he ran into my room. "finally," i rolled my eyes and smiled. "i'm gonna wait and use it as a weapon later," i decided. b/n nodded and left my room, shutting the door behind him.
i sat down on my bed and closed my eyes.
"this was the best christmas ever."
a/n: sorry for the late update, i spent a good amount of the day writing it. happy holidays, and yw for the long chap <3