boy next door // a tommyinnit x reader fanfiction

017; tommynotfound

I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT IM NOT SHIPPING THEM YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE TITLE AFTER YOU READ THE CHAPTER

carly - slenderman 😎
y/n - get up grandma

slenderman 😎
bestie
bestiieeeeee
BESTIEITE
english to spanish
shit
that was for google
ignore that

get up grandma
what the fuck do you want
you just got on the plane

slenderman 😎
actually im not on the plane yet
im still walking

get up grandma
CARLY GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE AND WALK
im gonna go take a nap
fuck you

slenderman 😎
fuck you too bbg!!11!1 😍😍

time skip brought to you by cirgegggg???

get up grandma
hey
carly
asshole
i know your in america
call me
im bored
seen

you are an asshole
if i looked at asshole in a dictionary there would be a picture of you

slenderman 😎
go talk to tommy
im too jetlagged for this shit

get up grandma
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD

i set my phone on my desk and started at out the window. on one hand, talking to tommy was a good idea. on the other, i had better things to do like stream or study for finals. i thought about it for a moment, then decided to go with the former.

i dashed downstairs and yelled,"going to tommy's house, bye!"

before my mom could reprimand me about being safe, i slipped on my shoes and ran out the front door.

i knocked three times, then stood back so the door wouldn't hit me when it opened.

"hello y/n!" tommy's mom greeted.

"hi mrs. simons. is tommy home?" i asked.

"im afraid not. he, wilbur, and phil are at a theme park," she informed me.

"do you know the name of the park?" i questioned, hoping i didn't sound too pushy.

"i believe they're at alton towers," she said.

"alright, thank you!" i replied graciously.

"no problem, love," she smiled.

i walked a few blocks from their house, then pulled out my phone.

tommy - gremlin 🥶💯😈
y/n - no ❤

no ❤
hey
tall bitch
where are you
answer me
THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
T

HEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
THEY'RE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
fuck this

"hello?"

"hey mom, can you drive me to alton towers?" i asked as innocently as possible.

"when?" she asked skeptically

"now."

"i cant now hun, s/n has piano lessons in twenty minutes. maybe another time though," she said.

"alright, i gotta go," i replied.

"alright, bye-bye sweetie," she concluded in the iconic mom-on-the-phone voice.

"bye mom," i said as i hung up and called dominic.

QUICK REMINDER IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN. DOMINIC IS THE FUCKER FROM THE CHAPTER WHERE THEY'RE SKATEBOARDING AND THEN Y/N IS AN EMOTIONAL BITCH AND NIKI IS ALSO THERE.

"hey y/n!" he greeted.

"this is a yes or no question. do you have time to drive me to a theme park an hour away?" i asked.

"sure. ill be at your house in five," he said, then ended the call.

i sat down on the curb (kerb for all the british people) and listened to a random playlist on spotify while i waited.

time skip brought to you by my mom watching doc mcstuffins while i write this

"hop in, bitch!" dominic shouted.

i dashed towards his car and got in.

"im trusting you with the aux cord. this is a big responsibility. dont fuck this up," i said seriously.

"this is my car, but alright," he replied. after a few seconds bezos I by bo burnham started playing through the car speakers.

"this is why im friends with you," i grinned.

time skip brought to you by piglins, which look like fucking anime girls

"we're here," dominic said.

"thanks!" i exclaimed before getting out of the car.

"no, thank you for reminding me why i dont drive my car this far," he grumbled.

"you sound like every dad ever," i sighed as i shut the door and walked towards the massive theme park.

a/n: AND THATS A WRAP. WE DID IT. WE FUCKING MADE IT TO CHAPTER SEVENTEEN AND IT DIDNT TAKE ANOTHER TWO MONTHS.

how the fuck do you name chapters i spent an entire day trying to figure out what to call this chapter

i'd just like to say, i am the only person i know that takes really fucking long to write chapters, but never leaves you on a cliffhanger.

in all seriousness, thank you, my bitches, my bros, my nonbinary hoes, and everyone in between. the amount of support this book has been getting is insane.

stay safe <3