California: Step 1, be straight
Arizona: *walks by*
California: Well, I failed step 1
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Louisiana: Why does Florida have a Disneyworld hat with Mickey ears on?
Mississippi: She's having an emotional roller coaster and doesn't want anyone to see her hair
Florida: *crying in the corner*
Mississippi: She'll be fine
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NY: So I have a science headcanon
Pennsylvania: Can't you say hypothesis like a normal person?
NY:
NY: So my science hypothesis is...
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Illinois: I only became Iowa's friend when Missouri died
Missouri: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!
Illinois: *wiping a tear* I can still hear his voice
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NM: Sometimes Arizona talks in her sleep and it's cute
Arizona: *sleeping* Fight me motherfucker, square up... I think the fuck not
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Connecticut: You were very naughty!
Noir: *meows*
Connecticut: Okay, but next time there will be consequences
Noir: *meows*
Connecticut: You're probably right
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Idaho: *walking to Montana's room* Did you study for your finals?
Montana: I stayed up til 2 am looking at memes with Wyoming, does that count?
Idaho: Doesn't Wyoming have finals too?
Wyoming: *half asleep* Maybe
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Hawaii: QUICK! THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *climbing on top of the fridge*
Oregon: What? There aren't any volcanoes nearby
Alaska: *faceplants on the ground* Ah, the sweet release of death
Hawaii: Damn it you two, can't we have one nice thing?!
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ND: Come on you guys, I was not that drunk last night!
Minnesota: You called a taxi last night
ND: So? I didn't want to drive drunk!
Montana and SD: We were at your house
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Rhode: Go to bed, you're tired
Delaware: NO, I'M NOT!
Rhode:
Rhode: Let me rephrase. Go to bed, I'm tired
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Colorado: I don't know why you're making such a fuss Utah, they're quite adorable little things
Utah: Colorado, they are flightless birds native to New Zealand. How the frick did they get into the house?
Arizona: They follow me
Utah: Am I the only one concerned with the Lovecraftian like power Ari has over kiwis?
NM: Is it because she named one GoscrewyourselfUtah?
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