So y'all remember at the end of the Ask and dare how Montana, Texas, and Tennessee started a band? Well, here is how they acted during their first show... Oh boy. And I did make an Undertale joke as the title. >:) Contains cussing. No dur.
Texas: *bursting through the door* GUYS! Guess what? Guess!
Tennessee: *fixing mic stand* What Tex?
Texas: Where's Monty?
Montana: *emerges with tuning kit and her guitar* What pedazo de mierda? (piece of shit)
Texas: *ignoring Montana's remark* WE GOT A GIG!
Tennessee: *dropping mic stand* No way! Where and when? I am so happy!
Montana: Hold on, since when did we get 'gigs'? I thought this was our own little thing.
Texas: Ten, we got a gig Thursday and at-
Montana and Tennessee: *in chorus* The Addams Center...
Texas: Yep, and I guess our neighbors heard us and threw this thing together for us.
Tennessee: HELL YEAH! Which song? Should we do Home on the Range again?
Texas: Nah, I say we should do Honey Bee.
Montana: Puh-leaze! We should do the anthem to all country, Dirt Road Anthem.
Tennessee: That's a good one, maybe Sweet Home Alabama or Tennessee Whiskey?
Montana: Maybe Rain is Good?
Timeskip. They decided on One of the Boys by Gretchen Wilson (All hail the mighty spinner, this song is magical. My favourite.) For this, Tennessee will take guitar and Montana will sing, duh.
Texas: Are y'all excited? Our first concert!
Tennessee: It's been a while since I did guitar. I feel bad for you Monty...
Montana: Haha. I know the words to this song. Rhode said I basically am this song.
Texas: Come on! Announce us!
Announcer: And now, a new country group called 'MTT'!
Montana: Texas, you will never name anything, ever again...
Tennessee: They're cheering for us!
Texas: This is Missoula, they love country. and they are really busy, so this many people is a score!
Montana: Let's go.
Note: They appear human to the human race. Jut imagine going somewhere and seeing your state's flag walking around.
Montana: I can do most anything a man can do
I can hold my liquor with the best of you
Even take your money in a game of pool;
Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to
I don't mind if people cuss in front of me
Truth is I don't blush much at anything
But I still got this little girl inside of me
That likes to be treated like a queen
I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys
God knows I ain't ever been the clingy type
Looking for a man to make it all alright
But I don't mind admitting sometimes late at night
Well I need someone to hold me tight
I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys
APPLAUSE
Texas: You hear that! That's for us!
Tennessee: Whoa! You sound amazing Monty!
Montana: *slightly blushing* Yeah right. I am better on guitar.
Texas: I honestly liked it. Now shush, and appreciate the applause!
Random person: WOO! Go MTT!
Random Person 2: They should go to Nashville!
RP3: Nah, Houston is the way to go for country.
Montana: Welp, guess we're official.
Texas: Now, shall we plan another concert for our fans?
Tennessee: Let's do it!
Texas: Let's write our own music!
Montana: Slow down there, dude. We should focus on the present.
Tennessee: I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Texas: Was that for us, or his new adoring fans?
Montana: Eh, we'll never know.
Tennessee: Pfft, Monty, you did the thing.
Texas: NO!
Montana: Huh?
Texas: You are gaining Canada's habits!
Montana: A.C!
A.C: Finally, I am free from th- Oh, you.
Montana: End this story, please...
A.C: But it's cute when you do the thing.
Montana: Do it.
A.C: Fine.
So, yeah. They had their first concert. What else can I say? Could this evolve into a Texas x Tennessee? Will Montana kill me? Find out next chapter! Te amo!
-A.C
Here is the song Montana sang. >:)
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