Literally what the title says. If you are homophobic, first of all, fuck you, next, leave my fucking book because it has some positive LGBTQ+ characters. Will try to update daily or pretty damn close. May contain mature language. Also, I've only gro...
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LOOK AT THE BABY! He is so god damn precious. I'm so happy, look at him! jrjwosbfidhdiajwushehfitnd... Fuck it, I'm spending all my potatoes to buy all the states. No countries, just baby states. Sorry for the rambling
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West Virginia thingies:
He is classified as a smol baby, he be wholesome, but not enough to make the cut
He likes the beach
Snow? He's meh about it
He steals Kansas's sweaters cuz he be a smol boi
Friends with D.C, Maryland and his big sister, Virginia
Doesn't like being called Westie, only if he thinks as you as a friend
He can cook, surprisingly
Cuddly boi
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Virginia: *picking up WV while standing on the counter* Angry man
Kansas: Nooooooo!
Virginia: *swinging him around* Angry shortie man
Kansas: *trying to get him down* Be nice!
Maryland: *joking around* Angry, baby man who eats my crab cakes
Kansas: Stop it!
WV:.... Is this what I get for being short?
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Kansas: Why does West put the dishes away so loud?
D.C: *drinking her 7th cup of coffee* To remind us we don't help in the kitchen
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WV: Ginny...
Virginia: *trying to sleep*
WV: Ginnifer...
Virginia: What the fuck do you want?
WV: Why doesn't the sun shine on the shadowy part of the kingdom in Lion King? Shouldn't the sun shine there some part of the day
Virginia:
WV:
Virginia: Westie...
WV: Yeah?
Virginia: Go to sleep
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Virginia: *grabbing West's face* Go the FUCK to sleep
