Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)

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Hey y'all, it's me, your least favourite tree author, Cecilia. We're almost at 100 chapters of dealing with my bullshit. So to celebrate, all y'all can decide what to do. Sooooooo yee, happy turkey day, I guess

Louisiana: In French, you don't say I miss you, you say 'tu me manques' which means you are missing from me. Isn't that beautiful?

Texas: In Texas, ya don't say you all, you say y'all, which means you all, unless there's a lot of y'all then you say all y'all which means all you all

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A.C: Hey Sota! Wanna know why fire trucks are red?

Minnesota: I already know

Wisconsin: I'm intrigued

A.C: *inhales* Fire trucks have 4 wheels. They can hold 8 people. 4+8=12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a ruler. There's a ship called the Queen Elizabeth, that ship sailed the seas. There are fish in the seas. Fish have fins, but people from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago, plus Russia has red on its flag.

A.C: In short, fire trucks are red cuz they're always russian around

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WV: Coooountry Rooooooads

Kansas: *crashing through the wall* Take me hoooooooooome

WV: *winking* I mean, if you want

Kansas.exe has stopped responding

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Random Person: We have your son

Mississippi: I don't have a son?

Random Person: Then who's telling us that he doesn't want any chocolate milk and sandwiches?

Mississippi: *pulling on her jacket* My god, you have Alabama

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Washington: You're bleeding!

Oregon: *wiping blood off her face* Don't worry, it's not my blood

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Iowa: Don't you hate being wrong?

Illinois: I dunno, never had the experience

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SD: I thought I was meowing at Bozee for the past hour

SD: Turns out it was North Dakota and I meowing back and forth at each other

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Rhode: *falls down the stairs*

Montana: *catching her* I think you

Rhode:

Montana:

Rhode:

Montana: fell for me

Rhode: *slightly blushing* Put me down now