Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)

NJ

Smol, angy baby

Has atelophobia or the fear of imperfections and not being good enough

If a sentence doesn't have a cuss of some sort, then why speak?

Close to being a potato child

Smol boi can kick your ass

Not everything is legal in New Jersey

No boops

He is angy at EVERYTHING

Secretly enjoys cuddles

Did I mention he really likes Beyonce?

No, he doesn't do drugs. That was a while ago

Also a musical nerd

Cried during Hamilton, no one talks about that if they value their ankles

Looks like he doesn't care when you insult him, but then he be sad boi

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NJ: You keep pointing that gun at me and blabbering about how much you want to kill me. I'm beginning to doubt your commitment

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Arkansas: I wish there was a way to block someone in real life

NJ: Murder

Delaware: 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇦 🇮 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇬   🇴 🇷 🇩 🇪 🇷 

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NY: Hey, looking for the loser convention?

NJ: Yeah, oh look *pointing at NY* I found it

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Connecticut: Have you heard the phrase, choose your battles?

NJ: Yeah, I chose them all

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D.C: Hey, Jersey, can you take the trash out?

NJ: Sure

D.C: Thank- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT YORK DOWN!