Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)

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Rhode: I may be short, but you are beneath me

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D.C: You know those moments when I tell you that somethings a bad idea

Maryland: And I ignore you, yeah?

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NY: Why do people assume the worst of me?

Massachusetts: Saves time

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Virginia: It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Maine:... I've been forgotten in the parking lot 7 times...

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Utah: Sorry, almost lost my cool for a second

Nevada: You can't lose something you've never had

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Kansas: Chillax!

Nebraska: But that's not a word

Kansas: The people who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need it most

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NH: Are you ok? You didn't sleep last night...

Vermont: I'm fine! I got 8 minutes of sleep last night. Not consecutively, but you're not even that blurry

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Mississippi: Don't you have to be somewhere, like getting your beauty sleep?

Alabama: I don't need sleep to look beautiful

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Illinois: Here are the 5 people who could ruin your life.

1. Tennessee

2. Mother of Southwestern Statesmen

3. Plate Man

4. Butternuts.

5. One of the People who've never won a Super Bowl

Illinois: Tennessee, if you're hearing this, please bring my turtle back

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Arizona: That's ridiculous! Cali doesn't have a crush on me!

NM: Yes she does

Texas: Yeah she does

California: Yes I do

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Montana: Damn, the power went out

SD: Don't worry, I've got this! *starts shaking rapidly and lights up*

Montana:

SD: I swallowed a flashlight

Montana:

SD: 

Montana: Why. The. Fuck. Would. You. Do. That?

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Alabama: Name a way to be nice to others

Alaska: Not killing them

Alabama: Setting the bar a little low, but that's true

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Connecticut: Oh fiddlesticks

Massachusetts: I get this is a tense situation, but watch the fucking language

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A.C: Swearing is illegal for 1 day

Charlie: Heck

A.C: You're on thin fucking ice

A.C: Wait

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Oklahoma: We need to distract Texas to get the hat. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and being annoying?

Florida: *steps up* My time has come

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NM: Here's a fun idea. Instead of mistletoe, you have to fight whoever is under there with you

Arizona: *nodding* Mistlefoe

Colorado: Stop encouraging him

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Nevada: How long are we going to let her do that?

Idaho: Give him a minute

Utah: *pulling on a door that says push*

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Alaska: *recording his little group of friends being adorably stupid* I have no intention of having friends

Alaska: *playing Mario Kart with everyone* You all are stepping stones to my success

Alaska: *baking a cake for Charlie's birthday* Friends are just weaknesses

Alaska: *hugging Hawaii* Disgusting