List of Idaho's children
Children and proud: Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, NM, NC, ND, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, SC, SD, Utah, Virginia, Washington, Wyoming, Cecilia, Charlie
Children and awkward: Alabama, Alaska
Not asked cuz, there's a lot of states to adopt: Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, D.C
Not children cuz Idaho adopted their partner/crushes and they be awkward babies: WV, Arkansas, California
Not children cuz Idaho is mad at you: California, Rhode Island, Texas
Didn't want to be adopted cuz anxiety and fears: Montana, NJ
Not children cuz you be on Idaho's list for uncle/mom: NH, Vermont
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Michigan: Hey Arkie, I heard there's a new art exhibit opening
Arkansas: Oh really? Where?
Michigan: My room, you can stare at me *winking* Enterance is free
Arkansas: *slapping Michigan* Fucking idiot.
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Montana: *pouring Monster and Red Bull in her coffee* I'm gonna die
Idaho:
Wyoming:
ND:
Massachusetts: Mood
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Wisconsin: Don't correct me!
Minnesota: Then stop being wrong!
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NJ: I am as the kids say, awake
NY: Don't you mean woke?
NJ: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
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Oklahoma: *pulling Texas down to her height* I'll never say this again, but you didn't have to tell Tenn you were straight.
Texas: Did anyone believe that?
Oklahoma: No
Texas: Phew
Oklahoma: But Tenn did
Texas: Damn it
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California: Hey Ari, can you help me?
Arizona: If Arnold is scaring you, then I'll put him on your shoulder
California: But I'm scared of scorpions! *small squealing noises*
Arizona: Fine, scaredy cat
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Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)
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