Illinois: I heard an interesting rumour today
Ohio: One? I've spread at least 16 today
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NY: Who the fuck-
Delaware: Language Mass.
NY:
NY: Whom the fuck-
Delaware: I- no
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A.C: *at the hospital* I love sleepovers
Massachusetts: This isn't a sleepover. You're in the hospital
A.C: Then why do I have this nightgown?
Massachusetts: That's a hospital gown
A.C: Truth or dare?
Massachusetts:
A.C:
Massachusetts: Dare
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ND: Don't say a word
SD:
SD: Fergalicious
ND: I said no words
SD: So in Scrabble, it's not a word, but now it's a word because it's convenient for you?
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Vermont: *to Florida and A.C* Never do anything you'll have to explain to your dad
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Charlie: *struggling to reach something from the top shelf*
Alaska: Do you need help?
Charlie: *dramatic gasp* How dare you insult the VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Charlie a few minutes later: I need help
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Idaho: FLORIDA, GET DOWN RIGHT NOW
Florida: No way, Dad
Idaho: I'll call the police
Florida: *hanging upside down on said thing* I'll kick their butts
Idaho:... I have cookies
Florida: *jumping down* For real?! Yay!
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California: Would you take a bullet for me?
Arizona: I'd do anything
Arizona: Except eat a mushroom. Those are disgusting
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Charlie: Be nice!
A.C: I was!
Charlie: *gesturing at SD* You threatened him with a knife!
A.C:...Yeah, but I didn't stab him!
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Rhode: *getting angry* When I'm walking with you, consider my short legs. I don't want to be jogging while leisurely strolling with you!
Montana: Why not get roller skates and hang onto my sleeve?
Rhode:
Rhode: That's really smart
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Short StoryLiterally what the title says. If you are homophobic, first of all, fuck you, next, leave my fucking book because it has some positive LGBTQ+ characters. Will try to update daily or pretty damn close. May contain mature language. Also, I've only gro...
