You know those cool moms who do dumb shit with people and still are alive? Louis is like that
Frequently called Lafayette or Baguette even though she points at the other Louisiana purchase states or the Treaty of Paris states
Arkansas is still mad at her for the whole cilantro incident
Florida is her partner in crime and best friend
Afraid of cats
Can hold her liquor even though she be smol
Potato child
Smol, scary when mad baby
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Louisiana: *seeing someone debating with someone else* Pfft, what idiots
Louisiana: *after realizing that it's NY and Florida* Wait, those are my idiots
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Louisiana: Please say words of encouragement so I don't murder Texas
Florida: *snuggling Louis* There's no good books in prison
Louisiana: *calming down* Thank you
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Louisiana: *screaming in French*
Florida: Mhm, absolutely
Florida: *calling NY* Come calm your girlfriend down, I don't understand baguette... What do you mean she's my responsibility today? Well, fine, screw you and the asshole you are.
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Louisiana: So, I'm polyamourous(?) But Tex says I haven't met the right person, emphasis on person. What do I do?
Missouri: Other than murdering him?
Arkansas: Ask him if he would like to date lamas. Then bombard his phone with pictures of lamas
NM: *prepared to kick Texas's ass* Emphasis on bomb
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Oklahoma: What is the height of stupidity?
Louisiana: Well, Alaska's like 6'9, so about 6'2
Oklahoma: Is that how tall Texas is?
Louisiana: Yep, I hope or we'll deal with an angry Cali
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Kansas: School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory
Louisiana: It tests my patience
Illinois: It tests my bladder
Louisiana: It also tests my ability to not slap a chienne
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