Montana: *laughing at her phone* HOLY SHIT! AHAHAHAHA!
Missouri: What's so funny?
Montana: URANUS, MISSOURI! BAHAHAHA!
Missouri: Really? I thought you were mature...
Rhode: Nope. She is way more mature than Flori though
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Missouri: I WON THE SUPER BOWL! BEAT THAT CALI!
Cali: Dang it! Nice job!
Missouri: Thank you.
When Penn won against the Patriots
Penn: YES! I WON! FINALLY!
Massachussetts: HOW?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU WIN?!
Penn: I dunno.
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Missouri: I am a Midwestern state.
Louis: No, you are a southern.
Missouri: I WANNA BE A MIDWESTERN
Texas: NO
Missouri: LET MEEEE
Louis: NOOOO
Missouri: PLEASE!
Arkie: No
Missouri: Too bad.
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Missouri: Life as a Midwestern state is fun, although with Arkie and Kansas, it gets really, really loud...
Kansas: HELP ME
Arkansas: I AM SUPERIOR, FLATTY!
Kansas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Missouri: *sipping coffee* All you have to is ignore them
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