Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)

The states at Disneyland

Edited. :P

California: When you wish upon a star...

Alaska: Nothing happens

Hawaii: Pfft

Cali: No, we are at Disneyland. Be happy.

Oregon and Washington: This is a world of pure imagination

Montana: How can we enjoy ourselves when you idiots are here?

Alaska: I would never expect myself to say this, but Monty, I agree with you.

Idaho, coming back with Mr. Potatohead somehow: What's going on?

Wyoming: I heard there's a rodeo somewhere.

Colorado, Texas and Montana: HELL YEAH!

California: There is no rodeo. Why would you do that?

North Dakota: What, you don't like crushing hopes and dreams?

South Dakota, holding a crying Colorado and Montana: Well, no.

Oklahoma, staggering under Texas's height: I agree with South. That's mean.

Louisiana: Why don't we try the snacks?

Florida: I wouldn't. They're too overpriced.

Georgia: Come on, Let's go on a ride.

Arkansas: I don't want to.

Kansas: Come on Arkie, have some fun.

Alabama: Please Minnie. Come out of that heavy winter jacket. It's 87 degrees out.

Minnesota: I don't trust it.

Ohio: It could snow! Dang it! I didn't bring MY jacket.

Cali: Please, it doesn't snow here. It's too hot.

Monty, showing off her and Cali's burns: You can say that again.

Arizona: It's really cool out here. Usually, I'm trapped in 100+ degree weather

The Midwestern states: At least you don't have tornados.

Florida, Louisiana, Texas, and the other states hit by hurricanes: Pfft. Tornados. Imagine getting attack by hurricanes.

Montana, Colorado, and California: We have forest fires that severely affect our air quality!

Montana again: And some of us get flooded every spring!

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Cali: OH SHIT! It's past closing time!

The 40 newest states: *panicking* What are we going to do? We'll be stuck in here with really bad food!

Cali and Florida: Hey!

Delaware: Let's take a deep breath. First, how do the locks work?

Cali: Well, I have no idea.

Pennsylvania: Can we climb the fence?

Florida: Can't. The fences are electric.

New Jersey: Ugh. Ok... Does someone have a phone that's alive so we can call Ame?

Michigan: Mine's at 1%, so I doubt we could explain to Ame what happened.

*all the others' phones have somehow died*

Georgia: Did you hear that?

Connecticut: Sounded like a scream.

Massachusetts: HEADCOUNT!

*After the headcount*

South Carolina: Monty and Rhode are gone!

California: Where are they?

Nevada: Was that them screaming?

Nebraska: I hear rustling in that hedge...

Montana: *pops out with a Jeff the Killer mask and fake chinsaw* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The other states: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Rhode: *comes running out of the hedge looking flustered* Oh, god. She did it. AHAHA!!

Wisconsin: Are you ok Rhode? Your face is really red.

Iowa: Never mind that... WHERE WERE YOU GUYS?

New York: Chill out Iowa. They're fine. When we leave we can get mad at them.

Kentucky: Yeah, we've been too uptight. That was pretty funny though.

North Carolina: I swear Tennessee if you don't give me back my hat, I will break your head with that whiskey bottle.

Montana: *taking off the mask to reveal her face dusted with pink* Did someone say whiskey?

Maryland: Monty, you don't deserve whiskey when we were worried sick.

Maine: Lighten up Mary, you are always so bossy.

Utah: Can we focus on getting out? It's close to 1:30...

New Mexico: I found some cheese

Wisconsin: Cheese!

Kentucky: Hey Louis, wanna see if we can prepare some food for these gremlins.

Tennessee: I smell a ship.

New Hampshire: I smell it too. Don't you Vermont?

Vermont: I smell maple

Idaho: I have some potatoes

Nevada: I have poker chips...

After 13 hours of being stuck with each other, the states managed to escape. America boxed all their ears, and DC gave them 10 more. The lesson of the story, I don't know... Just be glad they didn't murder each other. I know Montana always has a knife handy... But yeah, I based this long one of a vine Love ya (no homo, maybe ;)

-A.C