Since I am still waiting for results, I will keep doing incorrect quotes. The states chosen will be from a spinner and the scenarios will be from my brother.
Iowa: Ya know what? I don't like crab now.
Maryland: *bursting through the door* WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Iowa: I decided I don't like crab.
Maryland: *sobbing* You broke my heart.
Iowa: Will you let me finish?
Maryland: Fine
Iowa: I decided I don't like crab. I love it.
Maryland: Really?
Iowa: No
This was lazy I know, but it's my book, and NO ONE IS GIVING ME REQUESTS! Maybe I should do a request page? Hmmm probably. But yeah. My friend from Iowa hates my friend from Maryland and they do this all the time. Sooo ummm love you. And remember, wash your hands, don't be an idiot and forget your mask, and be introverted all you want. Stay 6 ft apart. Love you (no homo)
-A.C
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