Ok, quick question. Should I draw a cover for this and the other book, have a contest or just keep it because this tree wants to make this enjoyable for most of the people reading this. I say most because I can. I dunno anymore.
Tennessee: *t-posing in the doorway* Hello person I know
D.C: *not looking up from her book* Hello Butternuts
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A.C: So we can bake these cookies at 400F for 10 minutes... Or 4000F for 1 minute...
Alaska: Cecilia... That's not how that works
Florida: FLOOR IT! 4,000,000F FOR 1 SECOND
A.C: WE'RE GOING TO HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN FOR THESE COOKIES!
Maryland: NO!
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Idaho: Music is just wriggling air
NC: I- Idaho... Stop
Idaho: Funerals are just family reunions but missing one more person
NC: Idaho... You're scaring me
Idaho: What if 'It's Raining Men' and 'Bodies Hit the Floor' are just from different perspectives?
NC: *sobbing* Noooooo
Pennsylvania: Shush, let them continue
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Montana: Ok, Louis, if me and NY were drowning, who would you save?
Louisiana: I thought you two could swim...
NY: It's a hypothetical. Who would you save?
Louisiana: My time and dignity
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Random Person: What state do you live in?
A.C: Constant anxiety
Charlie: Perfection
John 2.0 (Charlie's bf): Denial
Kittian (cousin):... Florida
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Quotes with Statehumans (Discontinued)
Short StoryLiterally what the title says. If you are homophobic, first of all, fuck you, next, leave my fucking book because it has some positive LGBTQ+ characters. Will try to update daily or pretty damn close. May contain mature language. Also, I've only gro...
