Statehouse Headcanons

probably more angst headcanons

Sawarasenai kimi wa shojo wa na no
Boku wa yarichinbitchi no osu da yo osu da yo

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- There's been a few times Cali's had to just dip out from the rest of the states, because if he doesn't he'd probably start crying in front of them
This usually only really happens if he's already having a bad day and then someone starts insulting him

- Probably way too many states have religious trauma in some form or another
I mean it was the 1700-1800s, religion and trauma basically went hand in hand
Doesn't help that a few colonies back then we're created because of trying to escape the strict rules of the religion (Rhode Island and Connecticut)

- The Carolinas have had to talk some sense into the Dakotas many, many times before when they were kids
Mainly because even though the Carolinas didn't always get along, they could at least be in the same room together.

- S. Dakota was the one who started the most fights since he had a worse temper, but was weaker, where N. Dakota didn't get mad as easily, but would be a lot stronger in one if he was actually mad

- Loui has ran away from home 3 separate times
The first was because Florida proposed the idea of them running away living together away from everyone else and he just went "hell yeah that sounds dope"
The second was because the others found out he practiced witchcraft, and basically had to for his own safety
The last was because he was arguing with Mississippi who said "Go on, run away! You won't!"
My guy said "bet."

- Even though Nevada isn't on the best terms with Cali, I think they that they'd still both get along and care about each other.
It's also been somewhat talked about that Nevada has a learning disability of some sort. Insert Cali comforting a crying Nevada after another state or person bullied him for it

- Tiny Hawai'i standing up for tiny Alaska when he was getting bullied
At first it would start out pretty normally, with her just standing between him and the bullies, tell them to leave him alone and such
But the second they try her and still go for Alaska? Girl is getting whatever object she can find and throwing or swinging it at them
A rock? Sure. A stick? Chase them hoes down the block. Don't mess with her boy

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If you understood the opening thing than girl I'm praying