Statehouse Headcanons

pride month vibe <333

Gotta get this chapter out before pride month is over-
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- Florida and Loui just causing chaos like usual but very gay

Texas: *coughs*
Florida: Wow Texas that's so homophobic
Louisiana: Yeah Texas how could you?
Texas, internally: Im literally queer wtf-

Florida: Hey Dee, whose the token straight of this statehouse?
DC: Uuuh, Im not sure, why?
Louisiana: It's pride month?
Florida: Yeah, every straight person has to pay us
DC: That's not how pride works-
California: Mississippi's straight I think
Florida:
Florida: *starts running*
Louisiana: Hey 'Sippi! Where's our check??

Alabama: Are y'all gay?
Louisiana: Nah we've got our socks on
Florida, on his lap: Yeah!

- I don't think I'll ever get over the Kansas x Iowa crackship, so they definitely accidentally said they liked each other this month

So basically:

Kansas:
Kansas: So ya ever thought about kissing guys, too?
Iowa: Well you're a guy right?
Kansas: Pretty sure I am why?-
Kansas:
Iowa, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck
Iowa: Wait, did you say "too"?
Kansas:
Kansas: Are we about to kiss right now?-
Iowa: *punch*

- There is a %1000 chance that Cali usually goes to pride. Sometimes bringing some other state along with him

Assuming the statehouse is in Orlando(I think it is?), I can just see Florida and Cali just being excited to drag some other states to pride

Not too sure who would go them, maybe some northeast states and Loui. Maybe Geo and Texas, but it's a 50/50

Florida: So Oregon..when's that wedding totally happens are you inviting all of us?
Oregon: For fucks sakes we're not getting married!-
Idaho: Of course everyone is invited
Washington: Oregon can I be your best man?
Alaska, monotone: I'll decorate with Hawai'i

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California:

Everyone:

Texas: So you're gay huh?

California: Wha-

Everyone: Yep he's gay

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️[insert every other flag]
Happy pride!