o girl, she posted in back to back days, it's a miracle
Also I changed the title on the book
I've made too many incorrect quotes chapters, to not include it in the title would be weird=====
(Featuring blazed Colorado)
Colorado: *walks outside of his room and see a bunch of red blankets and lights on the ceiling*
Colorado: ...who turned the room upside down?
Florida *trying to fuel the chaos* What do you mean Coco, it's always been like that.
Colorado:
Colorado: *confused crying*
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*something mildly inconvenient happens*
New York: Oh wow thanks a million why don't you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA-
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Kansas: hEY IOWA! You have very nice hands :D
Iowa: Well...thank you?
Kansas: I bet they'd look even better when they're wrapped around my-
Utah: *panic* WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN-
(someone mentioned this ship once in my comments and I love it)
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*in the colonial days*
Pennsylvania: We lost Rhode Island!
Massachusetts: How did you manage to do that!?
Georgia: give us a break, he's like 2 inches tall
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*car is hanging off a cliff*
Texas: OH MY GOD, NEW YORK! BACK IT UP!
New York: Really Texas? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do-
California: DON'T BE SARCASTIC RIGHT NOW YOU WALNUT
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Hawai'i: Do you know what state vsco girls live in?
Hawai'i: Alaskskska
Alaska: I love you, but it is 2am hun-
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Florida: I'm the type of person that likes to think things through
DC: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
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Florida: I'm not the imposter, you really think my fat juicy ass could fit through the vent?-
California: why can't you just say "I'm not the imposter"?..
Louisiana: Because it's true
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South Carolina: Lord give me the patience
Texas: Don't you mean Lord give me the strength?
South Carolina: Oh no, if the lord gave me strength this country would have 49 states
Florida: :>
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Florida: If you're not coming to my funeral I'm not going to yours, simple as that
Louisiana:
Florida: wait-
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Florida: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be executed
New York: Heck
Florida: You're on thin fucking ice
Florida:
California:
Texas:
Louisiana:
Everyone: runs towards him as Florida runs away screaming-
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Texas: Would you date a girl that's taller than you
California: No
Texas: That's kind of shallow
California: I'm gay Texas, we've been dating for years
Texas: Oh yeah
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*at the dinner table*
Florida: Do twins realize that one of them was unplanned?
North Dakota: As a twin, yes we do
South Dakota: We also argue over who was the "buy one" and who was the "get one free"
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Statehouse Headcanons
FanfictionJust state headcanons luv (Based on Ben Brainard's characters)