Statehouse Headcanons

The Statehouse (pt3)

Back to the basics
Mainly because I can't think of a creative name right now, but it's fine.

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- A lot of fights over food/drinks in the kitchen
during these fights they've learned that:

1. Florida can be thrown around so easily because of how light he is
2. Hawai'i can throw a hell of a punch
3. New Mexico can do a perfect Mexican mom slap

- Some states once found a huge spider on the wall in the living room, and it took everyone to corner the damn thing using brooms and slippers

then the "spider" started flying and everyone began sprinting-

- The first full out fight between two states was between New Mexico and Colorado
Colorado caught New Mexico watching a novella on his phone, and then proceeds to steal his phone and runs around mocking him while New Mex chases him
That inevitably leans to New Mex tackling him and the other states having to hold both of them back in their own corners while scolding them

- I feel like Louisiana would be into witchcraft (bc of all the voodoo and such that happens over there), so I'd think sometimes Florida just likes sit on his bed as Loui rambles about how it works
Florida doesn't understand most of it, but he finds it interesting anyways. Plus, it makes Loui happy

- Hawai'i only coming to visit the statehouse to drag Alaska around town with her
They're both are very fond of thrifting and exploring abandoned areas

- The main 5 (DC, New York, Texas, Florida, California) being the ones in charge of shopping
Basically, imagine DC as a mom being in charge of a 4 rowdy children who are trying to convince him that twinkies are a necessity to buy

- The states having horror movie nights
The election counts as a horror movie so they had a pretty recent one

- Nevada letting some of the states braid his hair (Hawai'i, Alaska, basically anyone who knows how to braid hair)

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I don't have missing work anymore, but I'm not paying attention in class so
bye✨