Statehouse Headcanons

horror movie night pog?

A consistent upload schedule? Never heard of them.
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- These get sooo intense and for basically no reason

- The first bit is deciding what movie to watch, which is already a train wreck in itself
Usually what ends up happening is they pick a genre and randomly pick a movie from that category
Horror is usually the most popular one

Now watching a horror movie in itself isn't bad. It's just everyone else.

New York and most of the Northeast is on about how bad the production is if it's a cheesy one

Alaska is making some monotone and unbothered commentary about the gore scenes

Indi and Coco somehow get spooked by every jumpscare in the film

Utah gets his eyes shut by Florida every time there's a gory scene

Florida is acting tough while also clinging to Loui for dear life

Cali is that person that's horrified but also very intrigued with psychological horror, unintentionally freaking himself out even more than he should

DC just gets hella paranoid about everyone and everything.
Slightly graze his arm? Man is jumping 7 feet in the air

Washington is honestly just stress eating

- They have a habit of not checking to see if the movie they're watching is a cheesy type or a very very messed up type. It adds to the excitement of you will. They could go from Carrie one week to The Nun to Midsommar to Scream all within a small length of time

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Just as an example as to home most nights go

-watching Midsommar- (!!SPOILERS AND MENTION OF GORE)
the cliff scene

New Jersey: Cliff?

Rhode Island: Ugly ass cliff

Massachusetts: Can you shut the hell up

New York: Why are they watching the cliff- oh

Ohio: Do a flip

Indiana: OHIO! That's r-

Indiana: *terrified silence*

Alaska: Oh damn there go her face

Florida: *intensely slaps hand over Utah's face*

Florida, clutching onto Loui's arm: PROTECT THE CHILD

Utah: IM AN ADULT

Rhode Island: Why this girl look like the standing emoji?

California: I don't like the music I don't like the music nuh uh nope not one bit-

California: aND THEYRE JUST WATCHING THIS HAPPEN??

Texas: What the fuuuuck

Alaska: Yo his head kinda looks like those pumpkins after you cr-

Hawai'i: If you finish that sentence I am leaving

Utah: *gets Florida off him*

Louisiana: Utah ain't they wearin' those outfits you Mormons gotta wear?

Utah:

Utah: This is a movie about a death cult

Louisiana: I know

DC: *hugging the blanket* It can't get worse right?

It got worse

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If you couldn't tell I just watched this movie, and it evoked some emotions