Statehouse Headcanons

dumpster fck of headcanons

- Florida is somewhat good at painting
(who was gonna tell me Bob Ross was from Daytona Beach FL-)

- So we all know Florida calls Pennsylvania Pa because of his initials right?
Well Massachusetts initials are MA
I think you know where I'm going with this one-
Insert Florida running and screaming while being chased by PA and Mass with bats

- Utah is closeted
As someone who grew up in the Mormon church I refuse to believe anyone who is that dedicated to the faith is straight, I'm sorry

- New Mexico and Colorado having a competition to see who could handle the most spice
They were both dying while literally everyone else laughed at them

- Hawai'i got bored and decided to learn how to do acrylic nails and practiced on Alaska
He rocked them black nails bb

- I'm not sure how I thought of this, but it started with me finding out Vermont is known for their maple syrup and that somehow leading in the idea of him just pulling out a whole bottle in the middle of a meeting and throwing it at someone

- They've always spent Halloween together in one way or another
I could honest write a whole chapter of Halloween headcanons so uh- be ready for that

- even if DC is the voice of reason like 98% of the time, he has probably cause some with Florida at least a few times (most likely because he's trying to avoid getting in trouble with his bosses and ends up needed to cause a little bit of chaos to get away with it)

- Everyone has had Old Town Road on their playlists for some amount of time

- whenever country road comes on West Virginia straight up leaves
All the states have it memorized just to laugh at him

- It angers both California and Texas that Florida is older then both of them

- Hawai'i likes to annoy Delaware, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and Vermont since he's both taller and younger then all of them
They usually just gang up on him as pay back tho

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Sorry for the late chapter, I just wanted to post something rn
night night