- Alaska has an American Eskimo dog named Hana
- Arizona has a bearded dragon named Lizzy
- California owns a black cat named Luna (lol weeb)
- Nevada has a snake named Ari and a lizard named Slimmers
- Florida honestly will just treat any street animals as a pet (and will always name them after a Disney character), so he just always keeps some food on him for the animals he finds (cats, mice, gators, you name it)
As for actual pets, he owns a single mouse named Gus.
- No one can tell me that New Mexico doesn't own a crackhead ass chihuahua that only behaves around him. The other states fear that creature (her name is Macha btw)
- Colorado has a guinea pig named Stripe (South Park who), and a good 50% of his happiness comes from this hamster
- Hawaii has walked past so many people selling turtles illegally it's a miracle he's only adopted 2. He named them Lilo and Koi
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Statehouse Headcanons
FanfictionJust state headcanons luv (Based on Ben Brainard's characters)