Statehouse Headcanons

wyoming is (respectfully) a void

we gonna try this again
Wyoming headcanons.
bc no good thoughts go bRRR
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- Like his other square neighbor, he's pretty chill. Granted, part of it is probably due to Coco sneaking him some edibles after meetings, but even without them he's just kinda tired.

With that said, when he is not chill he's quite the spiteful/sassy bitch

- Him and Alaska can hold a pretty decent conversation at the statehouse, considering the two are just mountain men who don't want to be there. Even if their reasons are a bit different

- Sometimes him and Colorado get together and come up with stupid conspiracy theories to annoy DC

Kind of like Loui and Florida but less arson and more chill vibes

- He listens to Radiohead
His main sad vibes song is also "No surprises"

- Honestly if he's not reading a book or with some of his neighbors, he's almost always napping. Sure he'll take care of himself and such at home, and he's very fond of lots of outdoor activities, but in the statehouse you can find him passed out on the couch quite a lot

- He was a very polite kid who was terrified of the idea of cities
Mainly because they were so foreign to him, but also because that was a lot of people compared to his state

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Gov: Alright Wyoming, since you're a new state you're gonna need to head over to DC every time there's a meeting, alright?-
Wyoming: *sprinting away*
Gov- WY!-
Wyoming: *cries in 62k population*

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I have decided there will be an attempt to post weekly-ish

also does anyone know how to find the absolute value of an equation and make sure it's not a fake out answer??-