Statehouse Headcanons

a bunch of hc mixed together

Not this fic reaching 5k reads
What do you guys see in this?skhf-
But thanks anyways 🥺

These chapters are progressively getting messier and messier, so here is just a huge mesh of some that i thought of
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- (Historically) Massachusetts was a very strict colony, being extremely Puritan, and overall just not a very fun place to be if you weren't Mother Teresa
Insert Massachusetts having a huge rebellious phase where he basically decided "yeah fuck this shit", and went batshit

Also if anyone wants some ✨PA x MA✨ material, Pennsylvania was somewhat a more laid back colony, and had a lot more religious freedom than Massachusetts. So I wouldn't doubt he helped out Mass in his phase

- Hawai'i and California listen to sweater weather
I said what I said, look at them

- They have a spray bottle that they spray Rhode Island with when he started acting up
it probably has holy water in it to be honest

- Florida and Loui basically have a burn book that's just cut-outs of each state and stupid comments next to them
examples:
cali- lol dork, worse sleeping schedule then florida
why o ming- who?, minecraft chuck error
texas: yee haw, *cowboy emoji*

- Florida/Loui and Hawai'i/Alaska being the friends who are constantly being mistaken for a couple in public

- More crackship material-
Kansas being an oblivious idiot and Iowa being probably way too good at hiding his emotions
Kansas is the the chaotic force in that relationship bc come on. Homeboy had his bat ready-

- Hawai'i chopping her hair to her shoulders one day and all of the states freaking out
It'd just be some weird mesh of "wHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??-", "we leave you alone for one day", and "lol, emo"
Alaska thought it was cute

- The entire west getting absolutely baked on 4/20 (except for Utah bc he's boring)
They're probably too high to care about California being there

- Just a tired New York accidentally stepping on Cali's cat and almost having a heart attack
Then Cali just immediately runs out of his room to get him because he knows what all of his cats sound like

- They once got the balls to watch "Megan is Missing" and immediately regretted it by the last 20 minutes
If you don't know what that movie is, good-

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that's it the end