Statehouse Headcanons

Incorrect quotes that probably happened at the dinner table

Hey I'm Jay

I like jellyfish, I'm sleepy, and I'm doing everything except my homework-

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DC: so lemme get this straight

California, Florida, Texas: gay silence

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Ohio: I'm not feeling to well

Ohio: I have this headache that comes and goes

Michigan: walks in

Ohio: Oh look there it is again

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Someone: I'd die for you

I'd die for you first: Hawai'i

Please don't: California, DC, Texas

Cool: New York

You will: IDC

Then perish: Alaska, Florida

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Georgia doing a crossword puzzle: I need a 7 letter word for disappointment.

New York: Florida.

Everyone at the dinner table:

Florida

Florida: Okay I see how it is bitch-

DC: Florida come back-

Florida: already at the front door-

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Texas: Who was the most emotional when you guys were growing up?

The ex-thirteen colonies:

Maryland: No-

Massachusetts: he cried over his pet crabs escaping

Maryland: I-

Delaware: for 3 whole days-

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DC and most of the other states just calmly vibing in the teacup ride:

Florida, Texas, New York, and California about to fly off their seats: cup go brr brr-

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Hawai'i: So I made pineapple on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good

Illinois: That's him officer. That's the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.

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Louisiana: I'm going to McDonalds. You want anything?

Florida: I want my dad to come back

Louisiana: Yeah I got about 15 dollars.

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It's a wrap good night

...time to go do my English hw