Interviews ^_^

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Admin: Okay so I thought we could have an interview cause i've been pretty bored lately

Gohan: Ok as long as its not me

Admin: -.- Welp were gonna interview Krillin, Yamcha, and....Vegeta! Welcome Krillin, Yamcha, and Vegeta!

Krillin: H-Hi Lesly

Yamcha: Hey *stands away from Vegeta*

Vegeta:*smirks* Why are these idiots here when I could have been the only one and show how I am the best saiyan!

Admin:*glares* Your not the best Saiyan. Goku is.

Audience: OOOO SHOTS FIRED!!!

Vegeta:*face turns red* SHUT UP!!! I'M THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS! I'M THE BEST!!! THE STRONGEST!

Gohan: Calm down Vegeta-

Vegeta: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE TO KINGDOM COME! *prepares ki blast*

Admin: No you will not! Gohan stop him!

Gohan:*nodds and grabs Vegeta's arm* Stop it Vegeta

Vegeta: *sneers* Let go of me you stupid boy!

Admin: Well why they settle that will continue with our interview. Now Krillin.*reads index cards* Why did you shave your head bald?

Krillin: What?! Why do you want to know?!

Admin: Just answer the question

Krillin: Well...when I was a younger boy I looked up to all the best fighters. Master Roshi was one of them. I noticed that all the strongest people on earth had a bald head.

Admin: Mhmm ok next question *flips card* Why does your head look like a dragon ball?

Krillin: I THOUGHT I SAID MY HEAD DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A DRAGON BALL!

Admin: Okay okay! I was only kidding-

Vegeta: Let go of my arm.

Gohan: Are you going to stop?

Vegeta: No!

Admin: Next question goes to Yamcha. Why are you so weak?

Yamcha:*face turns red* I'm not weak! I-I'm just...

Admin: Your single and you have a cat that flys. Not to mention talks.

Yamcha: Puar is not a cat!

Admin: Okay next-

Gohan: Come on Vegeta! Enough!

Vegeta: All right! Fine! Now let go!

Gohan:*lets go*

Admin: Next question goes to Vegeta. What made you fall in love with Bulma?

Vegeta:*face turns red* Shut up!!! I don't-

Admin: Krillin. What do you think made Eighteen fall in love with you?

Krillin: Huh? What do you mean?

Admin: Well your short, weak, don't have a nose, plus you have died a lot of times.

Yamcha: *laughs*

Admin:*turns to yamcha* I could say the same for you. Except your taller and you don't have a girlfriend.

Vegeta: Hahaha! Only I am worthy of a woman!

Admin:*turns to Vegeta* Your...hm...*thinks* I guess your worthy, but you should have grown a bit more

Vegeta:*pissed* I'm not short!

Admin:*raises eyebrow* Riiight...next question. Yamcha, do you ever regret breaking up with Bulma?

Yamcha: Uhhh well...

Vegeta: Of course he does! But its too late now. That woman is mine

Admin: True. Vegeta do you still plan on beating Goku?

Vegeta: What do you think?

Admin:*shrugs* Idk

Vegeta: Of course I do! Kakarot will be killed by me!

Admin: Mhm ok what about you Krillin-*looks around* Where's Krillin?!

Gohan: I saw him leave the building

Admin: What?! And you didn't stop him?!

Gohan: No he said he had something important to do

Admin: *sighs* I guess that will be the end of this. Keep asking or daring ツ

Gohan:*waves*

Yamcha:*smiles and does a peace sign*

Vegeta:*turns his back on audience*

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