Dare: I dare son GOHAN and lesly to have a kid then rub it in yamcha s face that he has no kids!
Admin: *nervous* Gohan I have some news...
Gohan: Hm? What is it?
Admin: I'm...*pause* I'm...pregnant!!
Gohan:*eyes wide* What?! Really!?! Hurray I'm gonna be a dad!!! *jumps in joy* YAY!!! *hugs her*
Admin: *smiles* I'm glad your happy!! *hugs him back*
~ Months later~ (Btw were 17 now.)
Doctor: *yelling* PUSH!!!
Admin: *on hospital bed and yells back* DON'T RUSH ME!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING?!!
Doctor: WELL PUSH HARDER!!!
Admin: IM ABOUT TO PUSH YOU TO THE FLOOR INSTEAD YOU PUNK-
Gohan: LESLY!! JUST PUSH!!
Admin: *pushes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
~ They hear a baby cry~
Nurse: Its a girl!
Gohan: It is?? My daughter! Can I hold her?
Nurse: Mother first. *hands newborn to admin*
Admin: *holds baby* She's so adorable! *cuddles with her* My little Gohara! *kisses her cheek*
Gohan: *smiles* she looks just like her mother
Admin: *smiles back* She looks more like her father though...*sees Doctor leaving* (thinks: I'll get my revenge...)
~ Later at home ~
Goku: So is Gohara a saiyan also?
Admin: Yeah. She's 3/4 Saiyan which is pretty good! Almost full saiyan!
Goku: Whoa...
Gohan: -_- She's more saiyan than I am!
Admin: *laughs*
Gohara: WAAAAAA!!!!! *cries*
Admin: Aw it's okay Gohara! *rocks her chair thingy*
Gohara: WAAAAAA!!!
(Older) Goten: Lesly-Chan here's your dare. *hands her dare*
Admin: Dare? Right now? I'm busy!!
Goten: *shrugs* Not my problem
Admin:*mumbles* I miss my Mini-Goku. I'll wish you back don't worry..,
Goten: What?
Admin: Nothing! *takes dare and reads it* Eh!? Well I already had a kid...so the first parts done. Now for Yamcha...
Gohan: *uses baby voice* Does little Gohara want cookies? *gives her cookie*
Gohara: *giggles* Da-Da!! *eats cookie*
Gohan: So cute...
Admin: *tears form*
~ Later with Yamcha at Kame House~
Yamcha: ...and I told her: "no babe I'm taken"
Krillin: Is this a true story Yamcha? Or are you just making this up?
Yamcha: Uh...well...
Krillin:*sips soda* Thought so
Admin: Hey guys!! *carries Gohara*
Gohan: Hi Yamcha and Krillin
Krillin: Oh kami not them...
Admin: *smirks* So...Yamcha!!! *walks over to Yamcha still holding Gohara* Wanna carry Gohara?
Yamcha: Uh... Sure...
Admin: Too bad!! *walks over to Gohan*
Gohan: Hey Yamcha!! Sucks not having a girlfriend right?
Yamcha: -_-
Gohan: Your so old and yet you don't have any kids! *laughs*
Yamcha:*embarrassed* So? I can still-
Gohan: Even I have a kid and I'm only 17!!
Yamcha: ....
Admin: Whoop!! Shots fired!!!
Gohara: Shots fired!!
Admin: Eh!? You can talk already?
Gohara: Mommy like...cwookies!
Admin:*grins* Yes she does!!
Yamcha: NOT FAIR!!! I WANT A CHILD! *cries like a wimp*
Gohan: *sweatdrops* Uh...Yamcha...
Krillin: This is really unlike you...
Yamcha: I just...don't know what to do with my life anymore! I only have Puar! *bows head in shame* Even Vegeta has a better life than I do!!
Admin: True. You can keep sulking. Were gonna leave now. *leaves out the door with baby Gohara*
Gohan: Wait for me!! *goes after them*
Krillin: I'm glad I haven't been bothered by them. I heard they tortured Vegeta a lot...
Yamcha: *sniffs* I want a baby...
Bye keep asking or daring! ツ
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Ask or Dare Son Gohan {COMPLETED}
Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Check out book 2 if ya want to ask or dare!! Admin: Ask Gohan questions!! *laughs evily* Or give him dares! Gohan: Eh!? What!? I never agreed to this Lesly-chan!! Admin: Sorry Gohan, but you kinda did!! :D Gohan: *sweatdrops* Oh no...
