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i dare gohan to smoke that namek kush

Gohara:*reads dare* Daddy what's a namek kushy?

Gohan:*looks at Gohara* Eh? A what now?

Gohara: A namek kush-

Admin: *bursts through door* FOUND IT!!!

Gohan: *blinks* Found what?

Admin: I found- Eh? Gohara you can't be in here!

Gohara: *crosses arms* Na uh I can be here whenever I wanna!

Admin: *narrows eyes* Why you little...OUT!!

Gohara: *pouts* NO!

Admin: I SAID OUT! *points to door* Or else I won't let you visit Aunt Neko and Grandma Maya!

Gohara: *annoyed* FINE!! *Leaves*

Gohan: Les what is it you needed to show me?

Admin: *throws weed at him* That! Now Gohan. Do as I say-

Gohan: Huh!? *catches and looks at it* Wait I've read a book about this! I read that if you take this, coughing can and will happen, especially if you inhale too deeply. Also, lightheadedness can happen, but that might be due to inhaling too deeply and not getting enough air. You can and will feel lazy or tired. Some things you will not have the effort for-

Admin: *sighs loudly* JUST TAKE THE DAMN WEED!!

~ 5 minutes laterz! ~

Gohan: *smokes that stuff*

Admin: *coughs* that smells...*rubs nose*

Gohan: *laughs* Aww Les you look so cute when you do that! *smiles widely*

Admin: EH? *blushes* S-Shut up!! I d-do not!

Gohan: *giggles* And when you get mad also! H-have I ever told you that before?

Admin: *crosses arms* It's the weed...

Gohan: *grins* Nope it's the truth!! *looks around* I'm hungry!! *runs to the kitchen*

Admin: *follows* G-Gohan...

Gohan: *eats a whole bunch of food* I'm full...BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!

Admin: *sweatdrops* Oh boy...

~ 10 minutes later ~

Gohan: EH? It's only been 10 minutes!? I feel like its been an hour! *giggles*

Admin: Gohan I swear your freaking me out...

Gohan: *starts getting lightheaded* I'm tired...

Admin: Good so you'll sleep then-

Gohan: Nope! *walks outside and sees Piccolo* Piccolo!!

Piccolo: *opens eyes*

Gohan: How's life?

Piccolo: *raises eyebrows*

Gohan: What, your not gonna answer me?

Piccolo: Gohan...*glares* did you smoke weed?

Gohan: *laughs* Why?

Piccolo: *slaps his face*

Gohan: OW! What the hell Piccolo-

Piccolo: *slaps him again*

Gohan: GAH!! *falls on the ground*

Piccolo: Snap out of it! Now. Are you back?

Gohan: *snores*

Admin: Go- ah hey Piccolo!

Piccolo: You. Why is he like this? *glares at Lesly*

Admin: Huh? Oh uh well he kinda smoked weed-

Gohan: Muhahahahahaaaaa!

Piccolo & Admin: O.o

Admin: *looks down* Where did he go!?

Piccolo: *gets scared* He was here just a few seconds ago-

Gohan: *standing on a pole* YO!! I'M SON GOHAN!!! *laughs evily* I'm the GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!

Piccolo: *sweatdrops* Uh...*leaves quickly*

Admin: HEY!! Piccolo come back here! Damn you...Ugh...*looks up at Gohan* This guy can get really coco. Well anyways bye guys!

Gohan: I WILL BEAT MY FATHER-

Admin: SHUT UP BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU'LL REGRET BAKA!!

Gohan: DON'T CALL ME A BAKA!

Admin: I JUST DID BAKA!!

Gohan: SHUT UP BLOOPY!!

Admin: *gasps* OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! GOHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!

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